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goilicbread · 5 years ago
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Fun time to play: What’s that noise?
Is it the wind and rain?
Is it the heater?
Is it my laptop which seems to have a FUCKING JET ENGINE FOR A COOLING FAN!!??
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goilicbread · 5 years ago
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me: *gets cremated and the ashes pressured into a diamond*
me: *convinces my descendants to do the same and have the gems passed down*
my descendant: protect the family jewels
their friend: *moves hands to protect his family jewels*
my descendent: *confused as to why he would keep them in his pants*
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goilicbread · 8 years ago
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Just a friendly reminder to whoever stumbles upon this that the smell of cut grass is a warning to the grass around it that it is dying.
You are smelling its screams.
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