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i think theres something deeply and horribly wrong with me *remembers im a tumblr user* i know theres something deeply and horribly wrong with me

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30+ year old women are the backbone of this website

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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

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Hey. Your brain needs to de-frag. Literally it needs you to sit there and space out.

If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you're fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff.

Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it's something else.

That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag.

Give your brain a Daily Dose Of De-Frag.

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TFW the oc is ruining your life

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He haunted a sidewalk outside of a coffee shop in Atlanta for a brief period of time <3

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me hitting my brain with a rolled up newspaper: your! writing! is! fine! stop! saying! it's! bad!!!!

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God I love ocs. Please never stop putting your blorbos into situations or shipping them with canon characters, genuinely nothing makes me happier. Make those Aus, put them in timeloops, whump them, love them, idc just have fun and draw and write and post about those little guys!! Ocs I love you!!

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[id: a light purple userbox with a pastel purple border and pastel purple text that reads “ this user appreciates their mutuals immensely .” on the left is an image of a purple heart. /end id]

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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

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Pros of re-reading your own fic

a good time;

Has exactly the tropes you like and the characterization you want to read;

Gratification: yes you did finish a thing and yes you did do good;

just a very fun time all around.

Cons of re-reading your own fic:

Is that another TYpO

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A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

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Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner

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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨