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James | 22 | Gay | BiochemI'm just gonna post things I find funny, cute, interesting and pretty on here.
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maybe whistleblowers just happen to come forward around the time they're about to die. no one ever considers that
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Chastity kink guy who is also a prison abolitionist: the only cages people belong in are—
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wizard seeing a small crowd of people and their knees immediately buckle in sexual pleasure imagining how much damage a fireball would do
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when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow
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You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these
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Just learned about the fragrances and perfumes community. Very normal-guy-esque community, just normal dudes wanting to be sexy with their scents. Yet hubris curses each and every one of them. They want to be sexy so bad, they see fragrances as nectar from the Gods, their temptation to drink the perfumes are very high. I have seen dozens of comments about drinking perfume.
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acid reflux is caused by evil spirits trying to deprive you of energy by making it painful to consume essential foods such as burger and coca cola. you must push through the pain or you'll never be strong enough to defeat them
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Today’s proverb:
You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink. Your final grade in Equestrian Mind Control is a C.
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