Charlemagne Darling (or just Charlie.) He/They, 29 y/o gay goth, demon clown, technogodalien, etc. Passionate about all things strange, mystical, and romantic. Lover and expert of Davey Havok. My interests change often.
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TR/ST won't be at the Oakland show .
#what if i killed myself#god fucking damnit dude#like are you serious#literally going to be in the city already 2 days prior for Substance#they couldn't make that work?? THE SHOW IS TWO DAYS LATER JUST STAY IN THE CITY ?#already upset and now I'm just deflated.
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I love being dismissed.
#told my parents all i wanted for my birthday is $500#that's it. nothing else.#they are capable of giving this to me#i then proceed to get the round about way of saying 'you don't pay rent by living here so why should we give it to you'#(from my dad)#and this is the extremely condensed version: but i literally NEVER fucking ask for money#LET ALONE that much#and I'm basically dismissed because i don't pay rent so i should 'already have 500'#this was after explaining that I've already been saving money for this trip regardless (and i can afford it but it would stretch my savings)#basically all i fucking wanted was a little help for my birthday and my dad pulls that shit#I'm so fucking tired of being dismissed.
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‘Sir, a-go back to your seat’
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dennis's face when mac talk about how much nut he produces what a slut
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my coworker accidentally doordashed 8 baja blasts #bounteousblasts
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santa cruz, ca by Plimber
#likely place for it to be#i live in there#(California. not the psychic shack. or santa cruz for that matter. but i wish i did)
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I love when you find an author who just has a good flavor to their writing. It could be the way they handle characters, the way they use certain tropes or themes, even the specific lilt of their words. Its familiar and comforting and carries across different stories, like coming back to a place of comfort and recognizing the furniture.
#this is the opposite from when i back out from a book or fanfic within the first few paragraphs#if that#sometimes you can just immediately pick up on not liking someone's writing style (or thinking it's not written well straight up)#but yeah you find those one's and it's like yeah. you know.
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customer service is cooking my brain, man
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this is where I live btw
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it never gets old
#AFI tickets are such a fucking breeze compared to literally anything else#i love to see my boys though..#the next hardest part about this is figuring out barricade#because im not camping in Oakland (again) but i know exactly who will be............unfortunately#here's to hoping i at least get there early enough morning of#AFI
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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies
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trance mode..
#listened to a meditative ASMR video from one of my favorite YouTubers and definitely went trance mode#it usually doesn't stay long because my mind will inevitably wander beyond my control#but for a precious 15 minutes i was in bliss
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vampire mac :O
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i don’t wanna face the world can i please bury my face in your tits instead
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