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you are someone's hated mutual in law

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i'm always saying this

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Someone posted the sponsor KG lines without the filter and I...

(clipped from here)

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There was a lot of stuff I was supposed to do today, but instead I've made this:

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All eyes on me

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10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO

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They wanna say the word so bad

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The worst part of moving to MA is that I have to pretend dunkin donuts isn’t garbage because everyone here is weirdly attached to it.

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One of the funniest 'What if's' to me is the timeline where Kurt dragged Jack along to Cauldron. You can get the ultra powerful math nerd ☝️ but. You have to tolerate his stupid boy bestie.

Anyway they figure out soon enough that Broadcast is a thing, and Jack is now a secondary 'fixer' for Cauldron. He's less of a fine edge, more like a shotgun they can fire when they need a certain parahuman dead, and it's not worth wasting Contessa. Toss up if you're getting Boogeyman (scary hat lady) or boogeyman (guy who won't shut the fuck up and has a knife).

He keeps monologuing about the true nature of Cauldron to people, but then just kills them. Because like. Lol. Guy who cannot help himself with leaving breadcrumbs. But also it doesn't matter too much because again. He'll just stab you.

Doesn't care too much about the End Of The World thing, though he's less inclined to cause it on purpose. Marginally more well adjusted than canon in that way. Still just in it because (1.) they keep setting him on people so he can murder them (fun!) and (2.) Kurt is there (gay)

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personally i would read the psychological thriller based on the horrific events that transpire at the fanfic retreat

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Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

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tumblr is so so beautiful to me because where else would I see yaoi of my great great great great great uncle's failed arctic expedition

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One of the funniest 'What if's' to me is the timeline where Kurt dragged Jack along to Cauldron. You can get the ultra powerful math nerd ☝️ but. You have to tolerate his stupid boy bestie.

Anyway they figure out soon enough that Broadcast is a thing, and Jack is now a secondary 'fixer' for Cauldron. He's less of a fine edge, more like a shotgun they can fire when they need a certain parahuman dead, and it's not worth wasting Contessa. Toss up if you're getting Boogeyman (scary hat lady) or boogeyman (guy who won't shut the fuck up and has a knife).

He keeps monologuing about the true nature of Cauldron to people, but then just kills them. Because like. Lol. Guy who cannot help himself with leaving breadcrumbs. But also it doesn't matter too much because again. He'll just stab you.

Doesn't care too much about the End Of The World thing, though he's less inclined to cause it on purpose. Marginally more well adjusted than canon in that way. Still just in it because (1.) they keep setting him on people so he can murder them (fun!) and (2.) Kurt is there (gay)

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when we both get home from the party crossfaded as hell and my girl wants it NOW

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You are graced by the presence of your rightful Lord King Adam, Emperor of the one hundred nations, bearer of the Crown, sword, and scales!

Art done by talented artist and professional Wildbow analyst Ridtom @victoriadallonfan

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The problem with banging a mime is I can never tell if he was applying a mime condom or just kind of stroking himself