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this awful idea came to me in the shower, and now you all have to see it.

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what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

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They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.

The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.

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This is a debate on Tiktok lol:

A husband has a wife graduating with her master’s and his daughter graduating preschool. Who should he go with?

*if it’s important, she isn’t the daughter’s biological mother.

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Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

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The thing is lads I cannot think of a better use for my tax dollars than feeding children. I want my taxes to give the single mother of three healthcare. I want my taxes to take care of the elderly and the disabled. I don’t care if they’re citizens or legal residents or whatever. I want my taxes to help people. Because we’re trying to live in a goddamn society. Instead my taxes go towards bombing schools and hospitals and refugee camps. Billions and billions sent to proxy wars. And still people quibble over whether we should feed children. What are we doing here. Feed the kids.

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greta thunberg, liam cunningham, rima hassan, and everyone else on that ship, thank you, and i hope you succeed. i really hope you succeed. you know what you are risking, and i wish for you to come back safely, having done what you set out to do.

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Oh my god

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one time i told a guy with a huge punisher decal on his car that i loved the punisher but that i'm too scared to have any of his merch because in the current political climate i wouldn't want people to think i support killing police and the man had. no response whatsoever. he was smiling and completely frozen in place. i'd never seen anyone bluescreen that hard

do with this information what you will

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I can't find the original post anymore so im bringing this back in 2025

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when a mutual from one circle reblogs from a mutual in another. ?? when did you two meet