goldentangerines
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thinking about noah’s nameless wife takes inventory
#poetry#the red-tailed hawk with jewels for eyes swallows the field mouse and the mouse was the only proof the field existed. what#WHATTT#insane#mint & honey
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#my colleague was so obsessed with the trial she watched almost all the youtube livestreams of it and she texted me in the middle of the#night when they found her innocent & she only got like a one-year parole for dui. she was so happy#mind you we're in germany. she was OBSESSED and theorizing it was so cute to watch even though i didn't know anything about it
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hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead
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the Alectostasia fic is posted!!!
2k alecto pov character study
be nice to meeee
#hi hello i've been thinking about them again. happy belated alectopause from me 2 you#self rb#alectostasia#the locked tomb#tlt fic
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nobody asked but here! they were all delightful in one way or another!

omg i've read five books in five days and each one was more fucked up in new and different ways than the last i haven't felt this alive in so long ♥️yay♥️
#gremlin speaks#books#horror#horror literature#bunny mona awad#sign here claudia lux#mary: an awakening of terror#nat cassidy#where i end sophie white#brutes dizz tate#<- possibly debatable if they're all horror bc they are mostly very mild but they are. to me. and i say so!
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omg i've read five books in five days and each one was more fucked up in new and different ways than the last i haven't felt this alive in so long ♥️yay♥️
#gremlin speaks#i fucking loooove horror literature and coming-of-age of horrible little 13yo girls i just eat that shit up each time
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fagging it up tonight crazy style (ate 600g of fresh strawberries, listening to a summer thunderstorm outside, tits still bare)
fagging it up tonight (making italian pasta salad with bare tits, window open, jazz)
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fagging it up tonight (making italian pasta salad with bare tits, window open, jazz)
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#no because the bureaucracy to change a name with a dr title would be insane#also i love my name nobody else has it
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story time of something that happened three hours ago: so i'm on vacation in the beautiful city of prague with my best friend and we went to dinner at this nice czech place and i had delicious rabbit leg with spinach and garlic confit. cue inmediate, extreme liver pain, just excrutiating stabby pain in my liver, just as we finished eating. i said i needed to go to the toilet (with the intention of regretfully puking up the rabbit to make it better bc this is sadly not the first time i felt this kind of pain) and then i don't remember anything at all up to the moment (apparently a minute later) when i awoke after i collapsed in the middle of this fancy bougie czech restaurant in the middle of the beautiful city of prague, and hit my head on a bar stool. two waitresses held my legs up while my friend put the rest of me in recovery position, one put a towel under my head, and a really kind guy who had sat at the table beside us brought me some sugary coke drink and a wet towel, petted my shoulder, tried his best german for us, and called an ambulance for me since neither my friend nor i would've been able to communicate with the emergency hotline, not accounting for the shock and current indisposition. ambulance arrives and i'm still laying on the floor there btw. and there are approximately 70 seated people in this beautiful czech restaurant in prague just eating their delicious meals and looking kind of curiously so the background noise adds to the experience of me staring up at a very cutely decorated restaurant ceiling while a really big, tatted, pierced, bearded, kind man pats my shoulder asking me if i need anything and calms my friend who was very quick-witted and only mildly panicked through it all. anyways i was fine and went back after a quick check-through (czech-through) and wanted to settle this guy's and his accompaniment's bill as thanks for the kindness but they had already paid it :( he came back out while i was treated and asked if i was fine and when i said yeah he left, and he and the guy he was with (equally big, tatted, pierced, bearded) held hands and kissed while going down the busy street in the beautiful city of prague and i was so touched by it all i cried. and then i said to the paramedics, and i quote: "thank you and sorry i bothered you at work" and they immediately wanted to take me to the hospital, which, fair. anyways. that happened and all the people were very kind and even refused my extra tip for the nice staff :(
#gremlin speaks#yeah that happened. blood sugar and vlood pressure and pulse were all fine afaik but yeah. one more fainting on the list! and liver pain!#i will find this very funny tomorrow or next week but for now i'm just confused#and sad i couldn't pay their bill. queer people have to stick together and they both were so so sweet to me#i left a note bc a girl on staff said they come by sometimes bc they're friends of the barkeeper so. i hope they get my note someday!
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here's my impression of one of those painfully earnest self-care posts if it was a youtube poop
🏞️ gentlesestion FolF
hey. don't crHey. one million one million one million one millionTea. eat a pEace of fruif. go for a walk. brew some fruit. go some bruit. eat DINNER. take a showerower. showerowerowerowerTake a shit. cry. don't Your stuffed animals. fuffed animals. fuff. gooooooooowooooohhhhooohhooohhhhh. DIE
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girls dorm bathroom before the banquet !
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They deserve a good nap 😴
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the biggest saddest eyes in class I exy :((
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Someone mentioned Jeremy looked lonely in this artwork…naturally, I had to add Jean!👀
Thanks to the person who gave me this idea, I love it!
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