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ATSUSHI ARAI

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when ur being mean to me this is who ur being mean to *picture of a grey alien that's small and sick and shriveled and fucked and clearly on the brink of death*

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Yes I'm the party healer, yeah they all use me as a Fleshlight, no none of them ever ask permission and yes I am the prettiest prince in town any more questio- h....hay I'm talking to someone he-eeEereeahhh

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I try to not watch a lot of youtube shorts but I came across this guy and his face just has such remarkable "twink squadmate who bleeds out in your arms in Bayeux" features that I can hear his 19 year old pregant widow crying when I come to the door and tell her the bad news

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Remember to check your registration often! They're increasing their efforts to cheat and disenfranchise.

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So for the first time in my life I bought a pair of tapered gray sweatpants and on god I finally get to be the fuckboy I was always meant to be fuckin say less cap 👌

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🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Erebites and Terrors can have a little Fitzjames

as a treat

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My anthropologist partner dislikes the 1.20 update because it refers to pieces of pottery as "shards" rather than the correct term, "sherds"

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It belongs in a museum,I think

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it might just be because im sleep deprived from jetlag rn but this r/relationship_advice post is making me cry actual tears of laughter. i read the post at first and was like yeah pretty standard whatever but im nosey so i clicked on the drawing op linked and i was not mentally prepared for it. putting it under a read more so you can get the same experience as i did

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me: man i sure wish i could view images on a digital screen using an efficient 24-bit color display

the nefarious RGB tri-color LEDs:

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This website is too mobile focused these days. Reblog and tell me what your desktop/laptop background is.

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Justin Brown Artwork "Apres la fete"

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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula: