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It was a socially awkward moment.
I recall everything being in good looking working order with just the right amount of lip service
Jeez how helpful you're going to help me give you this dollar
#I am like....#I should be stuffing larger bills with this kind of quality but I need my large notes#going to have to touch this to get it under that garter tuck
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She's like, come on I know you wanna see it...
you told me all of last fall
#I have to have piss as a reinforcement trigger#digging deep for an Okely#Dokely#there are clones everywhere#I want them all to fuck off#I mean she looked like a party when that school opemed#the eagle has worn her ass down though#you don't need to be told you're doing a good job.....let me guess the Indonesian chaplain going to africa or something saw you#this chick has got such a low tolerance for bullshit it's hilarious#how about I fuck you mind in an email#that email was legend by the way#me: esp#me: no dumbass like this#it's fine I understand...mine is off the charters but I was ignorant as fuck#too bad hon#probably another teeny wiener there *shrugs*#you had children.....why are you torturing everyone's view of your breadts by compression bras for real.....let em breathe#and yeah I had some dark thoughts that probably made her masturbate#sniff 26 huh#look she has been there a long time....I say lets give her some toots#gotta be cool because she's convinced herself she's a square#not like either if the people who raised you?#ever done 23 and me?#privacy concerns....honey the only thing private is the secret you still haven't figured out#a quarter of dad#.#I don't care#fucking dirty hippies hanging out looking for Hitler#have you heard of Florida man....he finds the ones that haven't ever been fucked and gives it to them#if a devil then I will use his magic too I don't give a fuck
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Holding my tongue out for rod in the hood
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I don't see anybody else helping her uptight ass discover who she really is.
#giving her a word is not oversharing#honestly....#she is the one obsessed with trying to figure me out#how do you tell someone thair judgement is invalid#bi two nin o mining here#she told me a girl had bitten her chest#I was like do I need to kill them?#there is no telling how time moved that day#tell us mary now that you've had sex how was it for you#pyt.....hey I was serious about you baby girl#repeat after me seeing na na na na#pretending to smoke some grass..... I'm in Love#Love encompasses me....within and without#waves you closer......why didn't you tell me girls love my ass
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Nice bridge
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She squeezed her boobs together
I turned to the side and shot a snot rocket
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You ain't never met someone with so many fancy words online that just wants to smoke get high and have sex.
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I keep losing the battle of who can cum first to u.
you’re not mysterious you’re a loser
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Sometimes I get anxiety from the posts I write that you people like.
Please understand it takes all of my strength to stay sane in this insane world.
#looking back through my colection#your breasts are 4 cocaine serving#everything is better with breasts
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*shrugs* what if I am just projecting
Doesn't change the experience
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She's the one that once complained about the soreness from having sex with men with very large members
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It's pretty hard to hide your breasts
Not even a tight bodysuit and tape could quite hide them
#who the fuck wears high heels to a public pool though#I would have noticed you regardless#*i want to smoke crack with you“ she tells me#it's like one frying pan to another#haha gotta vagina but i shoot drugs into my veins#I'm like really tho#I was in agony over that becauae I know I Wood do it#I gave them all the seed bearing plants and herbs so I could come by later and get high as fuck#mhm.....I know what her favorite drug is and it rhymes with you#it's the chorus of the angels seranaded by the demons#oh to know just how dark my mind can go though#her weapon was two large balls on the end of strings#if it's big.....abuse them with it until they get Stockholm Syndrome for the deep throb in their Soul the Cock makes#legs shaking light headed from the orgasms#where are we....baby we're in the strip club can you walk or do I need to help you#live creaming.... streaming...whatever you want to call my coffee running down to your toes#yeah though I want to be absolutely covered in all my sisters cumming#the fish is a slice of the vesica pisces#you can have two ♀️♀️ overlap and then in comes that thing and☣️#well see I am kind of addicted to the female orgasm#and it makes a woman narcissistic in that she gets addicted to her own orgasms he gives her#did you know that the ego of an addicted BBC whore insists on creampies on a regular basis#well I am gonna be cumming more than usual I imagine#but that means you two will be cumming.....well.. 🤔....i mean if we're fucking you're cumming
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Those pesky adverbs
#look if you actually were a gnu...is that fucking possible?#you would have had your own mom as a coach probably#yo hey yeah is some Andrë 3000 ode to high lesbian sex#big boi is like ah ya you ready player#big boi in this case wrote the song you're performing though#you two probaby are J#erry and Raleigh#Walk In Love....right out that door....go quickly my little one#someone is like big boi....big boi.... you've been stickin' kin#how about you make me hard and I rub my precum all over your lips#mmm new gloss very attached#yes suck your lip in you know you want it#no I don't think you consciously replied with your own lip bite.... it's a reaction#I am not really sure the extent of my power#and those who are like if I was god...no you're dumb ass would fuck it up shut the fuck#up#I was born with that aural ability#like even small I could use it#I'm like yeah I like thundercats had toys....and a few swords#you probably want to be cheetarah#weird way to name yourself for the time but whatever#all I cared about was high quality looks from a really really pretty girlfriend#your eyes fucked me up on proctor#and yeah on swift too#we had already walked on beneva to go to the library#certainly our vector counts as heading up to the ghetto at least#I'm like....I want that cheap ass slingshot#like no I am not going to hurt anyone..... probably#I let you in the club......#it's a flat etching stick more than a pencil I know but we're in a tree
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I've got a few nephews in sissi lee we're patriarchy poison.
#cic hero#shhh just a long drawn out sodomy session at sundown with my cock in your asshole#pussy starts getting loud from the dilations#if you're pussy can smoke a cigarette that's interesting but oddly not a turn on#like I don't know if smoked pussy is a flavor I need to put way way in there#some weird replay of the yet to happen feedimg you your own seed like a dragon tasting it's own tail fron a dominant lesbian#like if you're big enough to take it you must feed on the second helpings#and then she will have literally blessed it with a kiss.....covered in my cum on your faces#me: I can't believe I just fucked both of them and now they're swapping my cum life sure is funny sometimes#also....probably: goddamn I'm high as fuck right now
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What kind of crockery is all this nonsense.
#anonymous is about 3#he beats the shit out of things in thythm#well the two of us are a nice vibe#I vibe great with all my kids#even if one of them was once Jane#like you came through jo so you're like forgiven or something#I held some part of her while I wished she had died at the onset#but she also found a way to torture her spouse#she was fucking evil like that#I loved her though still my mom *smh*
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Someone is kinda craving some socializing with someone she can vibe with. A small group of someone's even
(Don't forget who the master is )
***vibes ears***
#oh someone has been working on their Deftones#it's just the wind ;)#yeah I feel you#yeah I do live my messenger avatar#it's a mayan dream calendar I prefer for 159#I don't want to look at my hairy mug all day#although I probably am on your phone I bet#given the....wide spread nature of the cloud you probably got some high to low deep throat jojo#a nigjt for a focused 6 out of 7 since I was being nice#yes it will make you feel good to sacrifice yourself to me#the reward though.....look at you cumming from giving head..... it's a thing
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