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look at that face. he knows something. sam reich and alex horne are plotting against us I'm telling you.
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Words cannot described how fucking psyched I got when this came up
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fellow 25 y/o horrible histories kids who have seen the latest taskmaster episode, stevie read us to FILTH.
i believe it is from a podcast but i couldn鈥檛 find it so i will link the audio i found here (x)
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grown men will throw fits about how they face sooo much rejection and women would never get it meanwhile me and the girls who were even just like average or a lil ugly at like 12 years old were being treated like we were subhuman by peers and adults alike
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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My face when Mat mentioned Jim Howick on Taskmaster
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We should get a point for having a team name and team spirit... and we've lost every team task so far.
STEVIE MARTIN Taskmaster 19.8
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I love themmmm
this would actually get me to watch BFQOTY again
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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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Jason chose violence for the 12th time in the series so far.
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yeah i know we've all thought of brennan as a contestant on taskmaster but. what about .let alex horne as a contestant on game changer. he would do numbers
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