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Nuh uh. It’s just stupid to choose to be a bad guy! >:p

I bet you just want attention!

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wh-eh-NO I DON'T!! I LIKE BEING BAD!! I had a whole song about it!

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>:0 I knew it! You’re just another bad guy!

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VILLAIN, but yes!

You've heard of me? Well you better have.

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Inventor to inventor, just making sure, you don’t create various robots to chase after a fast blue guy who ruins your plans, do you?

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Er- well I try, but he keeps getting away!!

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( The artist sets a single, steaming cup of cocoa on his table and leaves )

What--???

AH, COCOA!!

Thank you for the uh... The-- oh whatever

chugs it

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HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, PERFECT!!

THANK YOU, er... Radical..?? Ugh, whatever.

ROBBIE HES OUT COLD NOWS OUR CHANCE

GET THE NET

*is passed out*

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If a hypothetical villain were to ever hypothetically feel sad, what would he be sad about? All hypothetical, of course -📼🫧

well....

Hypothetically, it could get lonely. Very, very lonely.

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Guess who just told Sportacus you wanted to play a game of ping pong with him? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW WHO'S VILLIAN NUMBER ONE

WHAT-

NO

NO!!

NONONONONONO UGH JEEZ HERE HE COMES NOW

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Do you ever feel sad, Robbie? -📼🫧

wh-egh-

..NO!

No, I don't EVER feel "sAd"!! URGH!!!

NO!!!

I'm a villain. I don't do... "sad".

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Youvvvve got it!

*SPLAT*

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AH-

....well.

Not what I was expecting. But still delicious. Mm-mmm!

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Don’t you worry your rotten head! It’s chocolate whipped pie! Want some?

:o3

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Oh, GOOD!!

LAY IT ON ME!!

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Yipeeee hooorayyyyy honkkkkk :o3

Is pie as acceptable as cake?

~🤡

Well.... It better not be any kind of sportscandy pie. As much sugar as possible!!

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May I join the club, Mr Rotten? :o3

~🤡

ABSOLUTELY!! The more, the... Whatever they say.

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hot take: anon was wrong, you appeal to the girls and gays already <3

HA! Good!! Good. I know, I'm handsome. Irresistible!

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So Robbie, do you have any application for your personal fan club? I'm thinking of joining in. We need goth representation.

-Gartha "Gloomy" Warner 🖤💀

//OOC note: GARTHA DEBUT LETS GOOOOOO-🌻//

Wh-- ABOUT TIME!! YES, I DO.

Now, what's your opinion on cake? You'd better like it. I've got plenty of it! And you'd better not like... sportscandy. BLEAUGH.

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Robbie rotten more like Robbie GOTEEEEMMMMM

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Robbie I've FAILED YOU

I was supposed to be your fan, and yet Sportacus seems to have a whole fanclub now and you don't... What kind of fan am I? I didn't even sent you mail or pastries for months 😔

Will you ever forgive me? Say, what could I do to make it up to you? More mail? Homemade sweets? Need an accomplice for a wicked scheme? I'd do anything

(💙also, hi, how is it going?)

Hmph... maybe.

We'll see what the sweets are like. About time I got some well deserved attention!!

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Robbie you’re going to need to start appealing to the girls and the gays it’s your only hope.

AM I NOT APPEALING ENOUGH ALREADY?!