transformed into a dip and pip account because these gays have me on a chokehold
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
phan nationā¦. how we feeling?
anyone going to the london shows wanna to meet up? I would love to get to know some phanies and freak out about tit together š¤š
(iām Chilean and english isnāt my first language, i apologize for any grammar/spelling mistakes)
21 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text

without the internet, we never would've met
521 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
Actual medical doctor (and phannie) reacts to āHow Phil Nearly Diedā:
- the ārodent boy summerā t-shirt is art
- āthe bang was my assā ok, phil, i see u
- i honestly appreciate the first colonoscopy video so much
- tw: butt stuff and blood, letās goooo
- phil watching dan play the elden ring dlc like the passenger princess he is
- *phillip describing the ācrime sceneā* omfg wat
- i still canāt believe dan had to go to the eye hospital alone, ffs phillip
- HE FAINTED?!
- omg they touched
- can confirm, adult humans are heavy
- the shinning moment, jfc that must have been traumatizing, poor Dan :c
- WHY R THEY PUTTING HIM ON A WHEELCHAIR??, oh, thank god (please if someone faints do put them on the ground and raise their legs, it does kinda help)
- poor phil this sounds so scary
- the glittery dan and phil backpack lol
- HE HAD TO GET A BLOOD TRANSFUSION??, at first i thought this wasnāt going to be this serious but the amount of blood he must have lost to require a blood transfusion is huuuuuge wtf (please donate blood! <3)
- me to myself: I donāt think this is secondary to the biopsy, like 10 days later and that big of a blood loss⦠no, thatās like so unlikely (foreshadowing)
- not Dan finding the one criminal in the building
- iām loving the selfies ngl
- it WAS the biopsy oh my fucking god, phillip
- SHE THOUGHT DAN WAS HIS SON?! was she drunk??? that is so funny omg
- i fucking hate the beeping, thatās why i no longer work in urgent care
- Nord VPN coming through for bae in a time of need, we love to see it
- not phil showing the dan and phil games channel to the hot doctor š
- slut toast, so good
- āokayā after your life partner for the last 15 years almost died, true āflatmateā behavior
- iām loving philās growth concerning his health anxiety, Iām so proud of him š„²
- i think now Iām the one traumatized, who cursed this gays?
(this ended up being so long, thnx for reading)
#dan and phil#phan#dan and phil games#dan howell#phil lester#i am a pediatrician#so my adult medicine is rusty#be patient with me#hope this was fun to read#how phil nearly died
45 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
I GOT TICKETS
see ya there, london š¤š
#dan and phil#phan#dan and phil games#phil lester#dan howell#revenge of the latam phanie#now i need to get plane tickets
2 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
This moment changed my brain chemistry.
6 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
*cries in latam phannie*
is asia invisible to them šššššš
8 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text

Theyāre so unserious
112 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
if i canāt go to the tour i will actually cry so much
5 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
it was homophobic for them to announce the tour while I was at work smh
23 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text

371 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
i will spend my life savings traveling to the UK, iāve already missed tatinof and ii, but i would love it if they decided to come to LATAM
DAN AND PHIL. LISTEN TO ME. INCLUDE LATAM ON THE TOUR. AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
36 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text

This is the face of a man who just got his boyfriend/fiance/roommate to say publicly "Fuck me Daddy"
1K notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
"oh my god they kissed" icant stand them anymore š
26 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
PHILIP MICHAEL LESTER?!!???
25 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
sending me so bad that there have only been 2 videos in june
730 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
"im on hard launch hill", "im on tour hill", "im on phodcast hill"...... im the whole ass phountain range
365 notes
Ā·
View notes