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good things DO happen to good people!
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Fuck this!!!! I Have The Core Strength To Strip Professionally
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#on the flip side#I work in IT right#and literally yesterday I had to tell my manager that the error he was getting#was because he was running a command from the wrong place
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The discovery of the statue of Antinous in Delphi, Greece in 1894
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t shirt that says ‘married couples <3 my bisexual swag’ on the front and ‘do not ask me for a threesome’ on the back
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I love when you post a species on inat and seconds later someone called "salamandergirl" "solidagoman" or "troutlilly_identifier" swoops in to ID it. Like yeah, you know what youre about. I trust your ID of my Bombus bimaculatus, "bombusboy200"
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[gripping the sink] perfectionism does not help me avoid embarrassment or shame. perfectionism is in itself a form of shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame
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consistantly I’m forgetting that star wars has like a real fan base with discourse et cetera. I’m personally too blinded by the twinks
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thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else
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they're making secular nuns who do all that shit for atheist reasons
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“Your girl” is googling ‘pitch perfect you spin my head full clip’ on a Tuesday night
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If I were an innie and I saw a drum line for the first time I think that would be about the same as if I did hard drugs today
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Seriously like a) why is the statue somehow serving three fingers of attitude neat and also b) why is there a drum line going literally bonkers on the severed floor
Adam Scott in cold harbor: wait watch this
Patricia Arquette: *blows him out of the water*
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