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Yeah, we had a tie lmfao

So we get a tie-breaker!!

Alright!

I got two parts left for FAIL Team in BABC (Dogma and then Goofball)

So here's a poll for what to do after I finish them in BABC!

@yayasvalveplay @mionkingsvibe because I'm sure you'll both have some arguments/propaganda for various options lol

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Alright!

I got two parts left for FAIL Team in BABC (Dogma and then Goofball)

So here's a poll for what to do after I finish them in BABC!

@yayasvalveplay @mionkingsvibe because I'm sure you'll both have some arguments/propaganda for various options lol

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Ok so I could reasonably have Thoracium exist across different Continuities - but the identity of his Sire would likely be different depending on the Continuity

Across all Continuities he has the same Carrier though - and that Carrier is Sentinel

Oh yeah

Like Yolkmaster, there is another OC I have who only exists in very very very limited continuities, actually the only time this guy can exist is in continuities where Yolkmaster doesn't exist

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Oh yeah

Like Yolkmaster, there is another OC I have who only exists in very very very limited continuities, actually the only time this guy can exist is in continuities where Yolkmaster doesn't exist

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Ah yes! Welcome to the Functionist Universe!

Aka a Universe where Megatron never came to exist and so there was no Great War!

And also Rung got taken to prison and experimented on!

https://tfwiki.net/wiki/File:CustomMadeNow-Dominus.jpg

Turns out Empurata can get worse

Oh. Oh I dislike

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Some exercises to get to know an oc!

PART TWO!!!!!

1. “dad lore” they’ll off handedly mention once at breakfast and never elaborate on

2. Speech patterns (accents, overused words or phrases, etc)

3. Halloween: low, mid, high effort costumes

4. Your badassest voice lines for the character

5. If they were a cereal, what would they taste like? Describe the packaging while you’re at it.

6. This one’s a little more inconvenient. Take the nearest book, open a random page and look until a line catches your eye that reminds you of them in the slightest. Elaborate. Or not, I’m not a cop.

7. BOOM, they’re in a video game now. And there’s a quest (or several) related to them. What are they called?

8. Something you’re convinced they could speedrun (Doesn’t have to be a game, could just be laundry!)

9. Being sick. How do they handle it? Does anyone help them?

10. Catchphrase/voice line from another piece of media that reminds you of them!

11. Your oc is a prime now. It doesn’t matter if they’re not from Transformers, look it up. They’re a prime, give them a name and tell me about them. Tag me (lockmart unofficial) if you answer this one, I wanna know too. (In fact, tag me in any of your answers if you’d like. I’m interested!!)

12. What would be a GREAT gift for them?

13. Song that would play during their first introduction to the audience.

14. Please make memes that only you know the lore context for.

15. Out of context text messages from them

16. Bumper stickers.

Again, send me asks regarding oc’s OR characters from other media.

Feel free to spam, and feel free to repost! Have fun!

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GOOFY I SEE THAT REBLOG 👉👈🥺 would ya mind if I ask about Goofball and Yolkmaster my favs beloveds for question 4 and 5?

I've been wanting to ask about them but my brain ofc been lacking creative questions 😭

4. Content of their bags Subspace/Items they always carry around.

Goofball will always have a spot welder in her subspace and sometimes a spare arm if she actually remembers to pack one, but most of the time she makes due with what she can find on the battlefield. She also tries to sneak in extra fuel, specifically gelled Energon because they actually store well and last a lot longer, which is helpful with how Dogma is constantly keeping them on extremely strict rations.

She also has an old family picture that she was able to save and keep out of the hands of the Autobots. (In continuities where Yolkmaster doesn't exist, it's just her, Springfleet, and Tailstorm. In continuities where Yolkmaster exists, it's all four of them)

As for Yolkmaster, he also has a family photo in his subspace and also likes to keep various treats on hand for if he needs to go out for a longer patrol. He also has a bunch of tools for tracking and disarming bombs/landmines if it ever becomes necessary.

5. Average Shopping List

Goofball: If Dogma doesn't check her list then it's various electrical equipment, various metals, solder, material for her spot welder, basically whatever is needed to create explosives. But if Dogma checks it then she changes it to just material for her spot welder, and silly nick-nacks she sees.

Yolkmaster: Snacks, Various puzzle games, and anything he might need for bomb diffusing. Other than that he will occasionally get something he thinks one of his relatives might like, even if he doubts he will ever see them again. It's something that brings comfort to his spark.

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Alright

Dishes first and I also ordered some fabric samples - if I like the quality then I'm getting them

If not then Plan B - BUYING A CRAP TON OF SHEETS TO USE AS MY FABRIC!

After dishes are done, I'll be finishing Peacekeeper's design

And that just leaves Dogma~

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Some exercises to get to know an oc!

(I’ve designed this list so that it requires no art or proper writing at all, it can mostly be done by doing picrews, describing and answering questions. )

1. Your oc as a playable video game character, (special abilities and stats). Bonus: write dialogue or one-liners.

2. If they played Dungeons and Dragons, what would their character be like?

3. Evil version of them

4. contents of their bag/ items they always carry around.

5. Average shopping list

6. various outfits for scenes or occasions

7. character’s wedding dress (yes, put that man in a dress.), or any other fancy outfit they would have

8. Graphic design: advertisement for their (perhaps nonexistent and/or illegitimate) business, wedding invite card, cult pamphlet,etc

9. Your oc is on the news for something they did. What did they do‼️

10. Mess around with the incorrect quotes/ headcanon generator

11. Take “what x are you” quizzes as them

12. what crimes are they most likely to get caught for? And what crimes are they most likely to get away with?

13. Describe or show how they would take notes for their studies, research, job, etc. this is better than a diary page, because it doesn’t demand you to get into character so much. Also less awkward.

14. A little known skill they have

15. Your oc watches Transformers. Which version of Megatron would be their favorite? Go on look all of them up right now and decide which one they would vibe with the most.

16. Need to prepare a really quick breakfast/lunch/dinner. What do they go with?

Feel free to send me asks with these and optionally the name of one of my ocs, and I will answer them.

OR you can give me a canon character and I’ll answer in a way I think would be accurate to them.

I hope other people can have fun with this as well. Feel free to repost!

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At least here they can be happy

Unlike in Autobot Wins where Yolky gets thrown into the smelter

Glad you liked the thing!!

GOOFY BACK AT IT WITH ANOTHER BANGER ONCE AGAIN WITH MY GIRL GOOFBALL AND YOLKMASTER

I can't wait to hopefully see them reunite again 😭 they deserve it 💓

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I had to throw Goofball in at the very end lol

The FAIL Team in: Broken Artifact Broken Code (Interlude - Yolkmaster)

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4

For @yayasvalveplay's BABC AU!!

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As he flew high above the city, he briefly listened to the radio chatter from other aircraft that were flying with him. Though as much as he wanted to actually listen and participate in the discussion, they only sounded like static to him as he turned his frame so he could go past the clusters of buildings without causing any damages.

So far they haven’t caught sight of Starscream yet, but he knew his fellow Seeker would eventually make himself known. Probably when he quite sulking over whatever it is this time—probably over yet another failed assassination attempt. It’s a lucky thing that Lord Megatron hasn’t allowed Tarn to add Starscream to The List yet, but it’s only a matter of time until their leader gets tired of Starscream’s antics and either lets Tarn go after him or he takes him out himself.

Of course, that’s provided Lord Megatron’s consort doesn’t step in.

Yolkmaster didn’t know how to feel about the team of ex-Autobots, but he could tell that they were incredibly protective of this planet and its inhabitants to the point where they only agreed to joining the Decepticons if it meant they wouldn’t cause any harm to the organics living here.

And while he didn’t personally mind organics, he could understand why that group of bots would be worried about any potential collateral damage when they search for AllSpark fragments and work on creating their own Space Bridge network.

And considering one of the ex-Autobots is an expert on Space Bridge construction, it would be for the best to stay on their good side.

Plus it helps that a few of them were easy to get along with after taking some time to properly get to know them. And if he was to pick a favorite out of the ex-Autobots, then it would have to be…

:: Hey Yolky!! Let’s go for a race! ::

At the beginning he would have flinched at the nickname because it reminded him of a time long past, almost a million stellar cycles at this point, but now he only smiles fondly as he sends a comm down to the little yellow mech that was likely driving around without a single care in the world.

:: You know you will only lose, Bumblebee. You can’t even beat Blurr, and I’m certain I could beat him if I actually tried. ::

The last bit was a bluff, but it’s a confidence that comes from his coding.

He knows that Vosians and Velocitronians are both incredibly prideful when it comes to their own capabilities, and he has both running through his systems. So he might as well brag a little about his speed and air superiority.

:: Oh please, Blurr had an unfair advantage that time! I would have won if he wasn’t being controlled by that AllSpark fragment. ::

Yolkmaster chuckled as he brought himself lower to see if he could catch sight of Bumblebee. And at first he did catch sight of yellow, but he almost froze in the air when he saw bright pink just further ahead.

It can’t be...can it?

Knowing he had to check, he flew on ahead until he was hovering over the small pink car. It looks almost exactly like her color, so it has to be her this time. Right? He had to check and see, so he lightly moved to gently tap his wing on the roof of the small pink car.

Unfortunately, the car swerved to the side of the road and one of the organic life forms jumped out of it to look up at him.

He sighed and transformed into his root mode before crouching down to properly apologize to the organic he accidentally scared.

Though he is certain word will reach Lord Megatron’s consort, and then he will get yet another lecture about scaring the organics living on this planet.

“I’m sorry, I thought you, well, I thought your car was someone else.”

After saying that, he turned and flew off before sending another message to Bumblebee.

:: Sorry, I’m not in the mood to race right now. Maybe next time. ::

Once the comm was sent, he went back on his patrol route while mentally preparing himself for the inevitable lecture he would get from Lord Megatron’s consort.

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Meanwhile in an alley, a different pink car had witnessed the scene.

Upon transforming, she watched the jet fly off and frowned.

“Yolky...”

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The FAIL Team in: Broken Artifact Broken Code (Interlude - Yolkmaster)

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4

For @yayasvalveplay's BABC AU!!

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As he flew high above the city, he briefly listened to the radio chatter from other aircraft that were flying with him. Though as much as he wanted to actually listen and participate in the discussion, they only sounded like static to him as he turned his frame so he could go past the clusters of buildings without causing any damages.

So far they haven’t caught sight of Starscream yet, but he knew his fellow Seeker would eventually make himself known. Probably when he quite sulking over whatever it is this time—probably over yet another failed assassination attempt. It’s a lucky thing that Lord Megatron hasn’t allowed Tarn to add Starscream to The List yet, but it’s only a matter of time until their leader gets tired of Starscream’s antics and either lets Tarn go after him or he takes him out himself.

Of course, that’s provided Lord Megatron’s consort doesn’t step in.

Yolkmaster didn’t know how to feel about the team of ex-Autobots, but he could tell that they were incredibly protective of this planet and its inhabitants to the point where they only agreed to joining the Decepticons if it meant they wouldn’t cause any harm to the organics living here.

And while he didn’t personally mind organics, he could understand why that group of bots would be worried about any potential collateral damage when they search for AllSpark fragments and work on creating their own Space Bridge network.

And considering one of the ex-Autobots is an expert on Space Bridge construction, it would be for the best to stay on their good side.

Plus it helps that a few of them were easy to get along with after taking some time to properly get to know them. And if he was to pick a favorite out of the ex-Autobots, then it would have to be…

:: Hey Yolky!! Let’s go for a race! ::

At the beginning he would have flinched at the nickname because it reminded him of a time long past, almost a million stellar cycles at this point, but now he only smiles fondly as he sends a comm down to the little yellow mech that was likely driving around without a single care in the world.

:: You know you will only lose, Bumblebee. You can’t even beat Blurr, and I’m certain I could beat him if I actually tried. ::

The last bit was a bluff, but it’s a confidence that comes from his coding.

He knows that Vosians and Velocitronians are both incredibly prideful when it comes to their own capabilities, and he has both running through his systems. So he might as well brag a little about his speed and air superiority.

:: Oh please, Blurr had an unfair advantage that time! I would have won if he wasn’t being controlled by that AllSpark fragment. ::

Yolkmaster chuckled as he brought himself lower to see if he could catch sight of Bumblebee. And at first he did catch sight of yellow, but he almost froze in the air when he saw bright pink just further ahead.

It can’t be...can it?

Knowing he had to check, he flew on ahead until he was hovering over the small pink car. It looks almost exactly like her color, so it has to be her this time. Right? He had to check and see, so he lightly moved to gently tap his wing on the roof of the small pink car.

Unfortunately, the car swerved to the side of the road and one of the organic life forms jumped out of it to look up at him.

He sighed and transformed into his root mode before crouching down to properly apologize to the organic he accidentally scared.

Though he is certain word will reach Lord Megatron’s consort, and then he will get yet another lecture about scaring the organics living on this planet.

“I’m sorry, I thought you, well, I thought your car was someone else.”

After saying that, he turned and flew off before sending another message to Bumblebee.

:: Sorry, I’m not in the mood to race right now. Maybe next time. ::

Once the comm was sent, he went back on his patrol route while mentally preparing himself for the inevitable lecture he would get from Lord Megatron’s consort.

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Meanwhile in an alley, a different pink car had witnessed the scene.

Upon transforming, she watched the jet fly off and frowned.

“Yolky...”

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Good to know~

Yes this is related to the Yolkmaster Interlude

Yaya I got a question!!

Was anything done with Starscream in BABC???

Did he get pulled back under Megatron or is he still running rogue on the Moon?

Starscream,,, acually never really thought about that.

But funny answer is yes he's still there and he's sulking. How dare his clones get all buddy buddy with not only autobots BUT WITH MEGATRON.

And no body he isn't going to adopt the earth autobot leader.

He is so going to adopt Optimus.

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ALRIGHT

TIME TO LOCK THE FUCK IN!

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Lol I'm fine with him being added in

YAYA YAYA YALL IM FINISHED WITH ALL THE CHARACTERS THAT I KNOW OF IN MY HEADDD

LET ME KNOW WHAT YALL THINK!!! Also let me know for any of my pookies if any of you either want your ocs removed or added :>

OMG OMG MION I LOVE THIS AHH I AM GOING FERAL

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Yooooo nice!!!!

Also rip Peacekeeper, completely forgotten lmfao

YAYA YAYA YALL IM FINISHED WITH ALL THE CHARACTERS THAT I KNOW OF IN MY HEADDD

LET ME KNOW WHAT YALL THINK!!! Also let me know for any of my pookies if any of you either want your ocs removed or added :>

OMG OMG MION I LOVE THIS AHH I AM GOING FERAL

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Muskrat.

No hesitation.

Lmfao fair enough