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goopytoad · 6 years ago
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Letting Off Some Steam
Title: Letting off some steam. Warnings/Contains: Masturbation, Edging, Mentions of fucking, BoyxBoy, Orgasm Denial, Mentions Of Grinding. Genre: Smut. Pairing: Dan Howell/Phil Lester POV: Phil desc.: Dan leaves to go to his parents house for a day or two. Phil stays home and lets off some steam while he's gone. Rating: MATURE words: 1,362 __________________________________ ___________ _________________________ "Bye Dan!" Phil waved Dan good-bye, as he left to go catch his train that went to his hometown, so he could spend some time with his family for a couple days. And that left Phil at the flat alone for two whole days, and that meant that he could do what he's been longing to do for months without hesitation. He needed to blow off some steam. Especially without Dan in the flat, so he didn't risk getting caught by him, and he could be as loud and open as he wanted without him hearing. Dan walked out of the flat, and as soon as he closed the door, Phil opend his laptop and turned it on in one swift movement. He hasn't jerked off properly in, well, weeks. and as a man with a high sex drive, that was absolute hell. He clicked on igcognito mode on his laptop- just in case Dan did decide to use his laptop for any paticular reason. Either because his died, broke, or he was too lazy to get up and get his from his room. He typed in pornhub, clicked search, and clicked on the first website that popped up on google. Phil was in no rush. He slowly slid his laptop down his lap and rubbed the front of his sweat pants, scrolling down the homepage down to the m/m link, and then he clicked. He was gifted with lots, and lots of boys as soon as the page loaded. He let out a shaky breath and he searched in the search bar, "Femboy Twink" That's what always got him riled up, it reminded him of Dan and for some reason it turned him on thinking about domming his best friend dressed in feminine lingere. The page loaded, and he sucked in a breath at the immense ammount of want he had for a cute sub, paticularly Daniel. Phil knew Dan was a sub, he had seen his search history. (by accident.) He had seen his amazon bought history, mainly consisting of different types of thigh highs and panties- Dan had made a new account and left himself logged onto it on his laptop, when Phil asked to use it to order something off of the site. Then he saw it. And he just acted like he didn't and he didn't ask Dan about it. Once, Phil was in domspace at random and was being kind of assertive with Dan. As soon as he let out a stern, "Stop, Daniel," Dan had fallen into subspace in a matter of seconds after that. And yeah, he had noticed him squirming around occasionally, and pressing his thighs together. And he might have noticed Dan's half-hard cock straining against the zipper of his jeans as he tried to gain friction without seeming to noticable, he might have noticed that too much than he should have. And later that night, Phil heard him jerking off in his room, whispering his name and swearing under his breath when he walked to turn off all the nights and brush his teeth. Yeah, it made Phil more turned on than it should have. So what? It's not his fault that his flatmate can't help but to fall into subspace at a demand from him. Phil took his shirt off so it didn't get dirty. He clicked on the video of a twink with thigh highs and panties riding a pillow. That, was hot for some reason. He didn't know why he liked it so much, but he just watched without any shame as a feminine guy rode a pillow in front of him, well on a screen of coarse. He did want Daniel to be here so he could watch him squirm and moan on top of a pillow as he helplessly humped it to get off. That's hot. Phil was half hard just at the thought of that, he palmed himself and let out a strangled breath as he wanted to touch himself so badly. But he knew that he couldn't last, and he wanted to make this last as long as he could. Then, the boy on the screen let out a moan. Oh fuck, Phil noticed how much this boy sounded like Daniel. He unbottond his sweats as fast as he could, his dick not comfortable rubbing against the soft fabric of them anymore. He pulled down his sweatpants and his boxers at the same time, leaving his red and hard cock to slap up against his stomach. He took two fingers and slid them over the top of his dick, and moaned at the sensation and pleasure created from it. Phil reached under the couch to find Dan's hand lotion, because well, he needed soft hands, I guess? The hand lotion was 100% not for jerking off to gay anime porn when Phil wasn't home. That's not what that's for. He let out a pump of lotion onto his hand and slipped it back under the couch, his dick twitched in anticipation and arousal as soon as he spread the lotion over his left hand. He encased his dick with his hand, and moved it up and down slowly. Phil moaned quietly as he stimulated himself with his hand. He didn't go any faster, he wanted to tease himself for as long as he could take it. It was now an hour after Dan had left, and he couldn't be happier to have him leave. That sounded crude, he knew, but he really needed the time alone in the flat. Soon, Phil couldn't fucking take it any longer and he went faster. "Ohhh, ffucking hell." Came out of his mouth as he jerked his cock, listening to the moans of the little twink who sounded so so much like Daniel did. Quiverd moans and strangled whimpers came from Phil at the thought of doing, well, anything that involved him on top of Dan and Dan moaning under him and telling him to go faster and faster until he came untouched. Phil's phone dinged. He panted and picked it up to see that it was a message from Dan. "hey. im on the train. just wanted to tell you in case you got worried." Phil let go of his dick, it strained against his stomach and twitched with the loss. "Thanks for telling me. I get worried sometimes." He clicked send. Another message came through at most 30 seconds later. "i dont even want to know what you're doing at the flat right now lol." "Haha. Okay, have a nice time at your parent's house Dan. And try to communicate with your dad? for me?" "yeah. sure. love you phil, bye." "Love you too." It wasn't weird for two bros to say i love you to eachother? Right? Ever seince they had met in real life they had been saying I love you to eachother. Because they loved eachother, as friends and nothing more. Phil thought about that as soon as he moaned Dan's name and bucked his hips up into his hand, he was so close and then? He let go and let out a cry at the immidiate loss, he bucked his hips into the air as he resisted the urge to touch himself and to bring himself to orgasm so fast. After a minute, he decided that he would let himself orgasm now. Phil grasped his cock and moaned. It was so sensitive. He rubbed his tip and ran his finger over his slit and jerked his cock. Precome started to leak out of his hard cock, he was letting out moans of pleasure as his orgasm approached quickly. He tipped his finger into his slit, and he came hot ribbons across his stomach. Phil's thighs clenched and unclenched, his back arched and he moaned Dan's name as his orgasm wracked through his body. He let out a tired "Phew" and turned off his Laptop, shut it, and wiped his stomach off with a tissue that were located on the coffee table because Dan had been "sick" the last couple days. He pulled his sweatpants back up around his waist and turned the TV on. He picked up his phone and texted Dan, "We need to talk when you get home."
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goopytoad · 6 years ago
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Turn On (The Lawn Mower)
Words: ~1450-------------------- Desc:----------------------- The task was simple, all Dan had to do was mow the lawn. But he had to pee, and Phil wouldn't let him.------------------------------------------------------------------ ------- -- ----------------------------------------- Contains: Daddy kink, Heavy Watersports, Omorashi, Pee Desperation, Smut, Clothed Sex, Grinding, Blowjobs, Handjobs, Fem!Dan, Coming in Pants, Praise Kink-------- --------------- -------------------------- --- ------- The task was simple. All Dan had to do was mow the yard of their newly bought house. But- he had a problem. He had to pee. Normally, Dan would just go inside, use the toilet and move on with the day like nothing happend. But, Phil had rules for him to follow. The main rule, the rule that can be extra punishible for if broken, is that he had to ask Phil whenever he needed to use the toilet. So, he went inside the house. Phil was sitting at his laptop editing a video while Friends played on the TV. Dan strut up behind Phil. "Baby? Can i go to the bathroom?" he asked sweetly. Phil smirked at his request. Usually, Phil would say yes and dan would do like regular. Sometimes he would say no. Today, he decided that no was a good anwser for him. "Are you done with the lawn?" Dan shook his head. "Hold it until your done with the lawn. How bad do you have to go?" Phil took his hand away from his laptop and faced Dan. "N-Not to bad." He let out a breath. Phil eyes him, and gets up. He marched into the kitchen. Dan already knew what was coming. A minute later, Phil came out with a small water bottle full of iced sprite. "I want this drank by the time you come back in. Hold it in." He demanded, handing dan the bottle. "Also, if you drink all of it, come back for another one." Dan nodded submissively, and walked back outside with the bottle. Him and Phil had bought a riding lawn mower weeks prior, it was well working,(and expensive) and easy to use. But, it doesn't do well on rough terrain. It will shake and rattle and viberate. This was going to be one hell of a ride. (Pun intended.) Dan hopped on and turned the key in, as soon as he started the mower it started rattling, making the seat vibrate. Dan squirmed as his bladder jolted painfully, he ground his crotch into the seat of the lawn mower to releave some pressure. He pressed the gas pedal and started mowing the grass. About halfway through, he had draken all of his sprite. he parked the mower, hopped off and quickly trotted into the house, exited to please Phil with his obedience. "Phil! can I have more?" he walked into the kitchen were Phil is located. "Yes, baby." Dan noticed the prominent buldge in phils sweatpants. He gulped. "Drink. Right in front of me." Phil handed him a glass of water. Dan started slowly drinking the water down. "Good boy. You're being so good for me." Phil uncounsously rubbed the front of his sweats, palming himself lightly. A whimper forced its self out of dans throat at the sight of Phil doing this. Dan squeezed his perfect little thigs together. "Being so good for me, so obidient, my pretty princess." He moaned a little in desperation, his little cock hard in his tight jeans the praise hes getting from Phil. "You know what? baby, can you go put your skirt on? the pastel pink one? you'll look so pretty in it, bear," Phil encouraged lightly. Dan nodded and trotted to the bedroom, finding his skirt tucked under a couple pairs of cutesy lingerie. Dan decided to be an extra good boy. He grabbed a pair of panties, and a black special butt blug with a star on the end of it. He spread his legs and slipped it in, his ass already loose from the night before. He grabbed the remote to it, and tossed it on the bed lazily. He liked the feel of this plug. He grabbed matching thigh highes from the drawer, and Phil was stood in the doorway the whole time. He slipped the lace on delicatly, and then pulled some panties over. He hooked the thigh highes onto the panties, and then relised Phil was staring. "You look so cute, princess." Phil said, while dan swayed over to him and handed him the remote to the vibrating butt plug. Dan whimperd as he pressed his legs together firmly. "What do you want me to do to you, my behaving princess?" Dan whined at the praise, squirming when his tip started leaking precome. "Use your words, baby." Phil smirked at him lightly, watching as his submissive Daniel squirmed and bucked his hips up lightly against his skirt searching for some type of friction to releave his aching bladder. Dans hands found themselves at his crotch, holding and rubbing at the area to try to help hold in the pool of piss that was itching to get out of him. Phil picked up Dan in bridal style, laying him delicatly on the bed and removing his hands from his crotch. Dan whined and squirmed. "Shh. shh, no hands." Phil sat at the end of the bed, with the remote to dams viborator in his hand. He turned it up to 0.5. It wasnt enough to stimulate him good enough, it wasnt enough to get him to come. It was just a teasing feeling against his prostate. "P-Phil..i-i...more, please," Dan helplessly wiggled against the bed at an effort to get more pleasure from the plug and hold his piss in. "Daniel, how full are you? how bad do you have to go?" Phil pressed on Dans lower stomach lightly, watching as he arched into the touch of Phils hand. "B-Bad. I-I cant-" Dan moaned as his cock dribbled and leaked precome and piss, the bed only dampening a little. His breath came out in little gasps and moans. "Fuck. Fuck you're so good for me baby. So good for your daddy, hm?" Dan thought he didnt have a daddy kink, but after the words "Baby" and "Daddy" flew out of phils mouth, he moaned a little louder. Phil quickly shoved his hand down his sweats and boxers, and started running his hand over the head of his own cock at the sight of Dan so close to losing control. Phil turned off the viborator, and Dan whined at the loss of the little bit of pleasure. He slowly pulled down Dans skirt to reveal the thigh highs and panties that he had put on beforehand, damp with precome and piss. The tip of his cock was poking out from the top of it. Dans face was flushed and he was panting when Phil started mouthing the tip of his cock through the fabric of his panties, licking the slit as dans thighs trembled and shook. "P-Phil. o-oh fuck, keep going." He bucked his hips up into Phils touch, and his eyes rolled into the back of his head in pleasure. "Tell me when you're close, baby." Phil demanded lightly, pulling down the panties so his dick can be free. Dans leg bounced and he crossed them lightly, piss was aching to get out and he was so, so horny. "P-Phil..i-im c-close, i-i think." Dan let out a glutteral moan. Phil pulled away. "Jeans. We have to film." Phil threw a folded pair of jeans on the bed. He sighed in frusteration, took the jeans phil threw him and pulled them on, with minimal leaks. Dan stood up off of the bed, and stumbled into the gaming room. He sat in his chair lightly and panned the camera above his waist, phil also sat down. "A-Ah, Phil. Please. Please let me come I'm begging you." His hand uncounsously rubbed at the front of his jeans, moaning quietly as his legs fanned in and out in desperation. Phil slapped Dans hand away from himself. "Bad. Hold it." -- It was three fourths of the way through filming when Phil paused the camera. "What? why did you pause?" Dan asked politely, squeezing his legs together firmly and waiting for an anwser. "We have to grind monsters, i was pausing because im going to have you do something." Dan knitted his eyebrows together. "And what what would this thing be?" Phil rolled his chair out. "Sit on my lap." "A-Alright." He climbed up onto Phils lap. "right, take the controller, press start. And start playing. "O-okay?" So he started playing the game, grinding monsters, collecting gold and trying to get all of the required monsters killed. Dan squeezed his legs together, desperately trying to keep his piss inside of him. Phil put his hands on Dans knees and pulled his legs apart, watching as the crotch of his jeans started to darken. "P-Phil...let me-" He moaned as he desperately ground his ass into Phils crotch. Phil let out a breathy moan right next to Dans ear, nibbling on his earlobe. "Ah-Ah..." Dan moaned desperately as piss escaped his dick, throbbing in his jeans and twitching because the release fealt so, so fucking good and he was so close. "I-Im close, im close, daddy-" He moaned and spread his legs apart more, the pee soaking his jeans and phils too. "Good boy, Such a good boy for daddy. Aren't you?" Dan hummed, warmth consuming his lower half and some spilling into the floor or, onto Phil. This situation was such a fucking turn on. And before he knew it, Phil had his hands down Dans jeans, Jerking his cock and kissing his neck as his damp jeans started to cool down. He moaned loudly, his slick and leaking dick getting jerked off by Phil quickly. He came without warning Usually his orgasm was only a spurt or two, but this one was alot. He came in waves, his eyes rolling into the back of his head and he moaned loudly. Phil came in his pants, his breath shaking and his hands shaking as he finished off Dan. And then Daniel rememberd, He had left the lawn mower on.
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goopytoad · 6 years ago
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Pornhub [Gay!]
Dan was sitting on his bed, browsing the internet aimlessly. Lets refrase that, Dan was laying on his bed with his laptop sitting beside him, with a porn site open. He eyed the front page of PornHub. Nothing looked apealing. He scrolled down to the bottom of the page, were the different tabs were located. He eyed the tab that read "Gay." Small across the screen, but, slowly nagging at his mind to click on and have a good, guilty, orgasm So, he clicked on it. He heard Phil walk across the hall to go to his room, so, when he closed the door to his room, he looked at his screen. Now that was appealing. All Dan saw was boys. so many boys. tiny boys, avarage boys, hunks, twinks, more than he could count. He searched; "Emo." Simple, yet so effective when the tab loaded and his cock twitched with an image of a black haired boy that looked like Phil. What had gotten over him all the sudden? But he clicked on it, shamefully and lust-filled as his cock started to rise in his sweat pants. When the video started, he bit down on his lip and let out a whimper just at the sight. He immediately took action and shoved his hand down his sweats, gripping his cock through his boxers as he stroked over it slowly, it twitching in his grip. Dan let out a breathy moan, as the boy on his laptop started to rub his cock through his jeans. Dan eventually figured out that he didn't need the porn. He needed Phil. But he couldn't just ask him. So, he closed the laptop and kept stroking up and down his cock, teasing at the head. His vision was blurry and his toes were curling, he hasnt fealt like this in a long time and he was the perfect mix of one half pleasure, and the other half 'My crush is in the room next to mine and could be listening to me masturbate right now." As dan went faster, and faster, precome started to stain his boxers. Didn't phil do laundry? Fuck, he didn't care. His body coarsed with pleasure, his stomach started tightning, and then phil walked across the hall. "Oh oh, fuck fuck, phil phil im-" Phil knocked. His eyes rolled into the back of his head, and Dan came with hot spurts inside of his sweatpants, a wet spot appearing on the front almost instantly. "o-oh shit," his voice shook as he wiped off his hand on his boxers, his cock not finished coming yet. "y-yeah?!" Dan shouted. "Are you alright? I heard you saying my name?" Phil spoke through the door, and dan blushed. His heartrate sped up horrendously and he spoke; "Uhm, Sorry! i was recording something for a video!" He sat up in his bed, his eyes still blurry from his orgasm. "Oh! Alright." So phil left. And Dan let out a breath, his heart slowing down. his thighs clamped together with a thought, What would've happend if phil had walked in?
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