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Stationery furries

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next time youre hurling abuse into your headset playign video game.. think.... you never know who could be on the other side of the screan

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Pick-Me-Up magazine, September 25, 1897

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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hi. fuck ice. here is how you can help families affected by unlawful deportation

edit: and FUCK LAPD. here is how you can help bail out protestors who are in the trenches, facing mass arrests and putting their bodies on the line.

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you have to be around asexual perverts it’s good for your health

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textile fragment of dyed cotton, indian c. 1400s

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what kind of fucked up and evil dish can i make without buying too many ingredients?

what kind of fucked up and evil dish can i make without buying too many ingredients?

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this day and minute? go put kiwi in the microwave and see a gunky kind of bitch unfold

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cicada patch!! i can't get a better picture of this bad boy no matter how hard i try so this will have to do. this guy lives on an old sweater i upcycled.

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[Image description: a screenshot of a news article, reading: “It’s orange. It’s furry, It pulses. It has tentacles. It’s not an animatronic alien from a movie set.” /End ID]

Found another one :DDD

collecting these

[image description: two screenshots of different news articles. Photo 1 reads: “Feb 14, 2022 — It’s covered in spikes, effortlessly eats stinging ants, and possesses the ability to shoot blood from its eyes.” Photo 2 reads: “(CNN) — They’re long and skinny. They’re boomerang-headed and coated in toxic mucus. And they’ve been hiding in plain sight in the US for a long time.” /End ID]

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More of you should be concerned about the cackling witch rather than the Nintendo switch

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Brave Lady of the Celeste Skies - submitted by meowstic-seer-of-the-future

#FDFDE1 #78C3A4 #2B5C60 #302C23 #EE6515

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i dont know who needs to hear this but as a general PSA for those who pay people online for goods and services: KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE BUYING. While it might seem funny to write a clever note along with your transaction, any sort of hint that you're buying something nsfw or even mildly suggestive poses a huge risk that the person you're paying is getting their method of payment shut down permanently. transaction services are stricter than ever. "thanks for the boobs" is a pipe bomb that only needs one pair of eyes to be noticed. loose lips sink ships

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yall have to stop insulting your own art in the caption and preemptively pointing out mistakes 90% of people probably won't notice. allow things to not be perfect. allow yourself some grace