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out of sheer curiosity

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curse of strahd really has it all. werewolves. time loops. an evil polycule. toxic gothic romance. an unerringly loyal right hand man/attack dog. vampire sex, if you play your cards right. the Cycle.

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couldn’t get this out of my head

twt for 4k image:

https://x.com/skeptical_lynx/status/1780524884239503677?s=46&t=EuBiJuFrpmM7JiLiuDbaCA

the context:

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MISS CONGENIALITY 2000 — dir. Donald Petrie

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currently dying at the fact that the last three doctors have died to a big fuck-off laser

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daily self-affirmations 💕

my podium is clean and not covered in spaghetti

i know that the 87th element on the periodic table is Francium

i am not trapped in the time loop

i know how to fix the ElectroBobbleWobble QZ

i am not trapped in the time loop

i have a sufficient number of boxes to reach the shelf of ducks

the wenis is a dance

i am not trapped in the time loop

the wenis is a dance

i am not trapped in the time loop

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my laptop started glitching out during the newest game changer but i assumed it was just part of it so i just let it happen and then it crashed. so sam reich’s mind games are starting to affect me, the viewer, as well.

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i don't think we talk enough about how vampirism CAN be cured in 5e, aka. baldurs gate.

either a wish spell, true restoration, or killing them and bringing them back (....yikes)

so, astarion am i right

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[x]

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"I want a baby" BG3

Gale:

Wyll:

Astarion:

Or

@queenjayrogue also suggested:

Halsin:

Lae'zel:

Or

Shadowheart:

Karlach:

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The funniest thing I ever did on tumblr dot com is send myself an anon ask apologizing for a previous anonymous ask that was being transphobic. I then publicly answered to say, thank you for doing the right thing and then I turned off anonymous asks. That was 7 years ago, and I just found this sitting in my inbox:

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i’ll gladly pay $6 for someone to film the audience reaction at ghost files live on thursday

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so i painted a certain vampire lord....

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Some notes about this that I think are interesting. In low approval he's unnaturally still and doesn't blink. Not even once. He's turned slightly away from them like he's ready to attack or run at any second. He's fully alert and on guard. He does NOT trust tav. In high approval he literally slow blinks like a cat and sways back and forth a little like he's giddy to talk to tav. He literally can't stop smiling even at the expense of looking a little silly :3 He shows complete trust and absolutely adores them. Either platonically or romantically. Just some details that I think are really cool and show how much thought the devs put into these interactions. Even though most of the time we can't even see the faces he makes when talking to him.

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Romanticizing my villain arc (going to therapy)

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they're kenough

I wanna push you around

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arthur doesn’t notice merlin’s magic bc of the gay thing. arthur realizes he’s having Thoughts about merlin and decides the best course of action is to Repress and Ignore. the color of merlin’s eyes? why would arthur stare at merlin’s eyes? he’s not getting lost in them. arthur hasn’t ever looked at merlin, actually.