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Srry…….

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These shops once contained the lives of aspiration for a better tomorrow now all I see is a place void of life

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Walking through the empty halls of this mall makes me feel like a NPC in a low budget horror game

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I have the ability to say something so stupid it makes my friends go through the seven stages of grief

@cowboymotif was the victim of my powers

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If I suck off the hat man does he cum NyQuil?

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Who Needs thc when you got that BFF #blessed lol✌️

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The gay agenda is Sex and Lobotomies

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WHO NEEDS CRACK WHEN YOU HAVE MANIC ENERGY

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That why I finna take 8

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Got to lazy so only took 6

I finna take 8 off brand Benadryl and see a man

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I finna take 8 off brand Benadryl and see a man

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Conservative in the street liberal in the sheets

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how do people endure this world without constantly feeling like they have to burst into tears

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Mentally a orange cat 24/7

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playlists are truly a combination of the two best things in the world:

1. Music

2. Sorting Things Into Categories

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@cowboymotif frfr

i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word