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"How are able to hold all that stuff, Five?”

Five:

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Hey Runner Fives!

You maybe have heard some stirrings of this new site called Pillowfort as an alternative to Tumblr. It’s pretty small right now, but it’s good if you’re looking to go into fandom-specific spaces.

Registration is currently about $5 per person, but I have accrued a good chunk of registration keys that are free for the taking (X)

I will do a sweep of used links every other day. If you do end up making an account, feel free to share it below!

Happy running, Fives

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steve sissay has a mustache i do not take constructive criticism

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Too lazy to make photo edit the meme, but [woman blue dress] A perfectly tasty loaf of store bought whole wheat Me looking back [woman red dress] A disgusting loaf of bread I baked with my own hands

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As I’m sure many of you are aware, numerous protests have broken out in the US this weekend in response to the murder of George Floyd in Minnesota.

In response to this, I want to encourage all the Runner Fives out there to make donations to funds to help support these causes. So if you send me a screenshot of your donation of a minimum of $5 (though I strongly encourage you donate more) I’ll draw your Runner Five for you, or your favorite ZR Character.

The goal here is to gain momentum and provide aid to those in need. Please donate to the Black Visions Collective, Reclaim the Block, or The Northstar Health Collective medics

I’d also like to encourage donations to Atlanta’s Bail Fund, as we’ve just had a state of emergency declared in the city. Thank you all.

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Janine: *gives moving speech about hope* "Run with me Runner Five."

Me, choked up: "Always!" *promptly trips over my own feet, effectively ruining the moment.*

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Poor Five is starting to see a pattern she's not sure she likes xD

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Happy International Runner Five Day!!

Hi Fives!!

In honor of our day, I ran VR1 “the greatest 10k!” That is a Race I can get behind: the destination and goal was candy! 😂 ….with a bit of a mystery hidden in there as well!

Happy Runner Five Day! Hope all you runners have a great day! Celebrate!!

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My Five in almost every season finale:

*Someone gives briefing*

Five: *slowly raises hand*

Sam: Yeah Five? What is it?

Five: I dont know what's going on.

Jody: That's ok, Five. Just run over there and dont die, ya?

Five: I can do that.

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Being in quarantine for weeks means I spent a ridiculous amount of time creating this ‘Which Zombies, Run! character are you?’ quiz! 

This quiz includes characters through season 5 so if you want to avoid all spoilers even character names I would suggest not playing until you get there! Otherwise if you’re on an earlier season, but want to take the quiz I would recommend not reading the descriptions for characters you don’t recognize! (I tried to put a spoiler warning in character descriptions that need them.)

 I hope people enjoy taking this! Tag which character you get!

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*Ahem*

S5 ZR Spoilers

If I do not get to kill Ian Golightly MYSELF I am going to throw a FIT!!! Janine, you can have the Minister. Give me Ian!!!

Also, I'd rather endure another round of torture from Van Ark than listen to that ministry propaganda tape again.

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Maxine, teaching teenage Sara to drive: So you’re driving down the road, and you see Janine and Peter crossing the street. What do you hit?

Sara: Peter, because he’s immortal and would survive it.

Maxine:

Sara:

Maxine:

Maxine: The breaks. You hit the breaks.

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Ian Golightly: Welcome to the ‘fuck Runner Five’ support group, where we gather to say a collective ‘fuck you’ to that stupid bitch.

Ian Golightly: But first, a few words from our newest member.

Sam, sweating: So I may have misunderstood-

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Steve

Ok, does anyone feel jealous of the chemistry between Sam and Steve.

Not entirely because of the obvious but like Steve is more into Sam then he would be into you?

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ive never done a days exercise outside of mandatory high school gym class in my life, but i swear to god i could run a marathon and win as long as i was listening to “run boy run” by woodkid the entire time

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hey zr fandom reblog this with where you five sits on the cinnamon roll/could kill you spectrum

mind fits firmly in the “looks like they could kill you” camp but also somehow manages to sit in both the “can actually kill you” and “is actually a cinnamon roll” its weird