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want to say OHH MY GOD HE LOOKS SO GOOD but the problem is the outfit is so bad i just can’t say that. but i will say it anyway OHHH…….

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i thought it was weird when f1 fans read those messages & turned “cocoa pops” into a meme & i think it’s weird that they’re doing it again w/ the “lesbians!!!” comment. genuinely what do you guys think is funny about sexual harassment, objectification, or fetishizing lesbians

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NVM THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER….. JUST SAW A RIVER OTTER I AM ON TOP OF THE WORLD :D

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bought a cup of worms to fish. instead was given a cup of dirt and One worm. there is something so wrong with this entire year

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charles lelerc

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QUICKLY someone check on james vowles i know his ass is happy today

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i know laurent mekies is thinking wow rejoining red bull after leaving for ferrari is the best move i’ve ever made

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could you imagine being a new fan of f1 who just watched the movie. you got whatever silverstone was. you got history with hulk’s podium. you got THIS. they couldn’t have planned this better if they tried

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wait quick question if horner is fired will the paddock still be releasing their CH-related prizes…… i didn’t redeem them but i know other people did 💀💀

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and I'm glad it's an unceremonial mid season firing, no end of year thank you for 20 years parade pretending he's leaving on his own terms for a guy who sexually harassed his employee. even if it should've happened more than a year ago

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so this means they’re either trying literally everything to keep max or they’ve already lost him, right

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i genuinely cannot believe that helmut marko ended up outlasting horner and mateschitz. like that is what has surprised me the most about all of this. that decrepit sack of shit is the last man standing. my god

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said this on instagram already but firing horner should have actually happened in february 2024 when the allegations hit if red bull was just going to unceremoniously sack the guy who’s done everything for them the past 20 years anyway but whatever. useless team i hope max leaves

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woke up to many texts informing me of christian horner’s firing as i used to be a resident horner enthusiast before everything……. so many feelings to be had. i am going back to sleep instead i think

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really understand this gay guy who came onto agt just to dance poorly to a spice girls song in front of mel b while she cheers him on. that’s kind of the dream

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had a customer yesterday call me really weird pet names that made my manager want to go off on him (NOT GOOD) but i also had a different customer yesterday give me $5 for recognizing his mark martin shirt & having a convo about nascar with him (GOOD) so the world isn’t all bad