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okudera every time 10 minutes after being mauled by yama-oroshi

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Yakuza: Like a Dragon | ▶

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I can't be the only one wondering about this happening

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karaoke songs (3/6) » machine gun kiss

“I’LL SHOW YOU PARADISE TONIGHT!”

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killing time at the hideout

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I played Y0 with my buddy yesterday and I can't stop thinking about how big bisexual vibe Majima has. He couldn't choose between GF or BF so he chose both.

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Chapter 3 - Key Figures Watase Masaru

From the Yakuza 15th anniversary book,『 龍大全2 漢たちの軌跡 -龍が如く人物録- 』

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Yakuza: Like a Dragon | ▶

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im playing yk2 and i made a chibi daigo-kun 🖤

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I like to think about where Majima got his dagger from 🐯

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Top ten yakuza asses Go

okay so this is an extremely hard list to make even with the wide knowledge of fats clan helping because honestly? we just don't see that much booty ass in yakuza, and almost all of it is just kinda mediocre. this is going to contain wild speculation

10. Date

What's he hiding under that trenchcoat? Is it perhaps a dumptruck ass? we'll never know, but I think if it were really that fantastic his wife wouldn’t have divorced him

9. Katsuya

He makes the list despite his flat ass because we did in fact see his ass, which is more than most people. I respect him and his naked pushups and business calls

8. Sakamoto Ryoma

A little more ass than Katsuya! this is honestly about as good as visible asses get in yakuza. Ryuji’s historysona Saigo also gets this spot cause honestly they’re basically identical. kings of “yep, that’s an ass.”

7. Sawada Yuki

Shinada’s baseball rival, who fats clan tells me had a huge ass but my lazy googling didn’t bring up any pics so it can’t be that great

6. Y3 Kiryu

Kiryu can have more booty ass, as a treat. Really those wrestling shorts are doing all of the heavy lifting here (ha) but it leads to a very slappable looking ass so who am I to complain

5. Adachi

Look, I was as surprised as anyone to see that Adachi is........... pretty caked up tbh! 😳 I hope my ass looks that good in my late 50s. god damn

4. Y6 Kiryu

once you take the suit jacket off of him you can see that there is a little bit of junk in the trunk. just a little. this is basically the same as the wrestling shorts but in clothes that are much less flattering to the ass, so presumably it’s a better ass under there. rgg studios please add more ass to the characters we only have crumbs here

3. Y0 Majima

Tragically his ass fell right off of him within a few years time, but at this particular moment it's a very good ass, my massive biases aside. he’s got this little hip sway to his walk (Y6 Kiryu has it too) that makes his booty pop a little more which pushes them further up the list

2. Watase

I previously had him down around 6th place and had this whole thing written up about how Watase just has good ass vibes and that you’d have to trust me on it cause there’s no photographic evidence to support it, but there IS and I am RIGHT and this is why you should always trust me

1. Nishida

I have zero evidence for this, but I want it to be true. Nishida is double cheeked up at all times, he has a fat ass because he deserves it, Nishida is the cake king of the Majima Family, no one can take him on stealth missions cause the clap of his asscheeks keeps alerting the guards. thank god for Nishida

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More Majima

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rikiya!

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