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Pot holes are undomesticated bowls

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fingers in his ass sunday

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I can’t believe this…

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I decided to try to ruin Gaston

like, the song from Beauty and the Beast

so

here’s Gaston, except everything is Gaston except for a single very seasick accordion, and also the melody is an octave lower than it probably should be

I hope you like it it has me literally crying

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Sloth clown?

You have selected: Van Winkle!A champion sleeper that Van Winkle! They made that costume all on their own, and they couldn’t be more proud! Its stylish, and comfy! They considered selling them, but they couldn’t imagine staying awake long enough to make another.

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Could you possibly make a clown thats astrological themed?

You have selected: Cassiopeea!

A clown of unknown age with an affinity for astrology! she loves analyzing the movements of the stars at night and is very skilled at reading natal charts.People and fellow clowns alike have dubbed her as the “walking horoscope” thanks to her cryptic yet wise comments on each star sign every day

The word around is that she can tell your star sign and exact date of birth just by simply looking at you.. ;o)

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A clown that can dox

You”ve selected: Sid.

Sid is a bad clown. Please do not send Sid anon hate. It will not end well.

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hi i love everyone's art and these funky clowns !!!!! how about a neon or dance clown ?

You’ve selected: Silly and Sappy!!!

Silly and Sappy are a pair of dancing sisters who do a bunch of different dance acts together. They spend the summer on break from the circus playing in muscials and their Saturday nights dancing at raves. 

They love music!! Turn it up!!!!!

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May I request a garden clown? Your blog is so lovely!!! 🤡🌱

You’ve selected: Sproutling!

Truthfully, Sproutling is just a little baby plant clown. They’re not even out of the planter yet! But with the right nourishment, they’ll be big enough to sing and dance real soon!!

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Pet clown!!!

Careful! You almost stepped on: Pocket Clown.

He might be small, but his personality could light up a whole stadium. Just pull him out of your pocket and he will be there for you! He loves tummy rubs and eating lint. Having a tough week? Don’t worry. He’ll brighten up your darkest days.

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lolita clown!

You have selected: Lora!

Lora is a sweet and soft-spoken clown who enjoys dressing up in classy yet cute outfits and play with different styles like a funky little doll! Despite dressing very femininely,they don’t care about gender roles. (not that clowns have those anyways)They also love to collect toys and give them to nearby children! Their favourite toys are the small rocking horses,,

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color guard clown???

You have selected: Jazz Shoe!Jazz loves all things guard! 6ft poles are her favorite, but she loves spinning weapon every now and then!

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moth clown?

You’ve selected: Moxie!

Moxie is an entomologist who loves clowning in their spare time! Their special interest is moths and their costume is inspired by the Idalus Herois moth!

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A+ can confirm

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