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God grant me the strength to do the things I enjoy
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sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down
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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time
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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead
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every morning I wake up and think of these words from philosopher cher

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dont cry ok? there is the sun and there isthe ocean and there are butch gay women
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lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna
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Sorry I didn't respond to your text right away- when the constant demand of staying connected gets too much for me I throw my phone into the woods. That weird text you got earlier was from a possum. Sorry if she was rude.
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You will live to watch elon musk die. dont kill yourself.
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they should make a transgenderism that is free + easy
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