Eren: I know this isn't going to end well but the whole middle part is going to be awesome
Floch: I'm with Eren, because screw you. And if Sasha were here she'd agree with me!
Sasha: No. I don't.
Zeke: Tell me the truth okay? Because there's been a lot of lying in this family
Grisha: And a lot of love
Zeke: More lies
Eren: Jean sneezes like a girl!
Jean: How about I pound you like a boy?
Jean: That didn't come out right...
Reiner: I'm making a documentary about my life. Zeke you should play my father.
Zeke: I don't want to be your father.
Reiner: Perfect you already know your lines.
Udo: You are a textbook narcissist.
Gabi: Please, I'm an exceptional narcissist.
Levi: Do you see the problem here?
Eren: Yes but I don't want to.
Sasha: One of my biggest fears is if I wake up as a donut.
Connie: You would eat yourself.
Sasha: I wouldn't even question it.
The Gang as Iconic Vines
Eren: What the fuck is up, Kyle? No, what did you say, dude? What the fuck, dude? Step the fuck up Kyle.
Armin: Iridocyclitis. I-R-I-
Mikasa: I'm a bad Bitch you can't kill me
Jean: uh I'm not finished. First off you need to- oh my god. Can you let me do what I need to do.
Sasha: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.
Connie: You just drop in and smack the lip whapow drop down then smack the BAArghA
Marco: mothertrucker dude. that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick
Reiner: We all die. You either kill yourself or get killed. What you gon do? What you gon do?
Bertholdt: ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this
Annie: Bitch gon' step on my fuckin toe, bitch with them fuckin cowgirl fuckin boots bitch disgustang
Ymir: Move I'm gay. In the workplace being gay just had it's perks.
Historia: have you ever had a dream that you- you want to- that you- you wi- you want- you could do so- you- you c- you want him to do you so much you could do anything
Erwin: Well when life gives you lemons
Levi: I won't hesitate bitch
Hange: So I was sitting there, barbeque sauce on my titties...
Zeke: You're not my dad. You always wanna hear something. Ugly ass noodlehead.
Eren: Do I regret it? Yes. Will I do it again? Probably
Sasha: Sometimes I think I've lost something really important to me. But then it turns out I already ate it.
Zeke: Eren is the best but he's 19. When Eren was born I was already in 10th grade
Zeke: Which means if we we met back then I'd be hanging out with a baby and I didn't know anything about infant care
Zeke: ... my god I could've killed him