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i still want him tbh

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𝑒𝓇𝓂… 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝓂𝓎 𝑔𝓇𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓈𝑜𝓃

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everyone’s gone. what’s the point?

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ugh. Where am I? What day is it? I feel like shit

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holy shit. What do I owe you?

@goth-rick What is said is done😉🌺

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I didn’t write the scriptures, I simply follow them.

Drinking coffee makes you goth? Says *burp* who?

- @coffeerick

you can’t be a nonconformist if you don’t drink coffee. everyone already knows this (◔_◔)

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Drinking coffee makes you goth? Says *burp* who?

- @coffeerick

you can’t be a nonconformist if you don’t drink coffee. everyone already knows this (◔_◔)

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Sniffs you

Mmm m . Richardson . Give me those toes .

begone foul beast

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the kid's catching on. not too long until you have to face what you've done

shut the hell up.. you have no idea what you’re talking about, jackass ┌П┐(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

The kid’s my grandson. I’m his guardian. That’s all you need to know.

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How's life as a vampire so far

I already slept in a coffin and never went in the sun so honestly the only things that have changed are my diet and my body temperature. Been doing a lot of experiments on what exactly my body can process as food. I can drink “blood,” but I mean who’s to say where the line is. I found a species of humanoid amphibians whose blood is made of 30% straight heroin. tastes delicious. somehow still has nutritional value. And morty finally got bored of making jokes, so I only have to hear about hotel Transylvania Edward Cullen a couple times a week. The kid actually made me sit down and watch the first couple twilight movies. I’m not going to say they were “good” but they were… enjoyable. Hope this answers your question.

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What if you woke up and you'd been transformed into Pastel Lolita Rick, including all your possessions and house?

god at that point I’d just have to fucking embrace it. it took way too long to assemble my wardrobe im not doing it again. I’ll wear the dress. damn it i don’t care anymore. At least the house would probably look good for once. if this post gets 200 likes ill become vampire lolita rick and start an onlyfans

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Send my muse “What would you do if...” scenarios.

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𝔰𝖔𝔯𝖗𝔶 𝔦𝖙 𝖜𝔞𝖘 𝖘𝔲𝖕𝔭𝖔𝔰𝖊𝔡 𝔱𝖔 𝖇𝔢 𝔪𝖔𝔯𝖊 𝖔𝔣 𝔞 𝔳𝖎𝔰𝖚𝔞𝖑 𝖌𝔞𝖌 𝖉𝔢𝖕𝔦𝖈𝔱𝖎𝔫𝖌 𝖎𝔫𝖙𝔢𝖗𝔫𝖆𝔩 𝔱𝖍𝔬𝖚𝔤𝖍𝔱𝖘 𝖙𝔥𝖆𝔫 𝔞𝖓 𝖆𝔠𝖈𝔲𝖗𝔞𝖙𝔢 𝔭𝖔𝔯𝖙𝔯𝖆𝔶𝖆𝔩 𝔬𝖋 𝖒𝔶 𝔫𝖊𝔵𝖙 𝖎𝔪𝖒𝔢𝖉𝔦𝖆𝔱𝖊 𝖆𝔠𝖙𝔦𝖔𝔫. 𝖆𝔭𝖔𝔩𝖔𝔤𝖎𝔢𝖘

Smash or Pass @priest-richard-sanchez

smash. confession booth smash. please

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😳

Smash or Pass @priest-richard-sanchez

smash. confession booth smash. please

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Smash or Pass @priest-richard-sanchez

smash. confession booth smash. please

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Been a rough couple of days. Drinking straight absinth. Idk if my vampire digestive system can handle this but let’s call it a science experiment

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send me 🕯️to hear my character's inner thoughts about your character.