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Merlin gets kidnapped

King Arthur: *sitting in the council room*

Leon: *Rushes in* Sire! We've just received notice that Consort Merlin has been taken and is being held for ransom! Would you like me to gather the knights to find him?

Arthur: (knowing of Merlin's magic) *Laughing* No, I don't believe that will be necessary.

Leon: My lord what is so humorous?

Merlin: *Walking in covered in mud* How low my ransom was for starters, you'd think I'd be worth a little more than that. Also how incredibly easy it was for me to escape.

Leon: *staring at Merlin in shock*

Arthur: I assume your abductors won't be an issue anymore?

Merlin: *Taking a seat next to Arthur* No, not that they were much of one to begin with.

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Dick just made fun of me for liking his tumblr posts by calling it “fan behavior”

dude. yeah literally. how do you think i got here

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today is not my birthday

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sitting in bed, thinking about suna “i’m not reading all that” rintaro.

like the second he’s added into his volleyball groupchat, kita’s writing some long and detailed paragraphs about their new training regimen to practice for their next match.

suna “i’m not reading all that” rintaro taps on the notification and just stares for a good 10 seconds before leaving his message on seen and switching his phone off to go nap somewhere.

then the next day rolls around and he’s completely clueless about the new routine and frankly slightly worried about the long earful of a lecture kita’s going to give him.

but when you send him 3 detailed and double-spaced paragraphs ranting about what put you in a bad mood, suna “i’m not reading all that” rintaro is suddenly suna “fastest reader in the world” rintaro.

suna “fastest reader in the world” rintaro is immediately replying at the speed of light with his own paragraphs about how baffled he is that all those things happened to you.

and then atsumu does the same thing and suna “fastest reader in the world” rintaro is back to suna “i’m not reading all that” rintaro, reacting to his 8 paragraphs with a thumbs up.

if u tell me someone already thought of this istg. anyways, i love this middle blocker sm i need him to be WHIPPED and giving special treatment 😣 not edited cz its 3:02 am rn..

@xyaehir 2024. This is my content. Do not translate, copy or plagiarise my works in any way. Reblogs and likes are greatly appreciated! <3

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fave exes lol

(just 2 exes turned pseudo siblings rizzing everyone up)

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FINALLY. AFTER 2 WEEKS OF PROCRASTINATION LOL

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my nuts busts to watchers by dean koontz

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what's a book you read as a teenager that was so magical and personally profound to you it literally changed your life, doesnt matter if the book was actually well written or not. mine's probably the catcher in the rye

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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

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my kind of man

Notoriously anti-gun Tim Drake: shows up to a fight with a rocket launcher

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fat girl in a tight tank top with her tummy showing and boobs spilling out. you agree. reblog.

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Yes, this is EXACTLY what you voted for.

You voted for a clown sleep farting through his court case. A convicted felon and lifelong rapist. The swamp incarnate. A narcissist and fraud willing to do anything to enrich himself.

Voting for Harris/Walz was clearly better considering your kids' student debt and husband's job situation.

You picked the unserious choice. You lost.

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Sometimes i wonder if my fictional crushes are all 30+ or inmortal beings because of my daddy/mommy ussies... probably not, i just have a type...

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fem jegulus because my friends said so (credit for the panel layout to @/kurenaiz on twitter)

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left - may 8 - black brothers - background jegulus - slightly nsfw? - @black-brothers-microfic - word count: 243

“What. The. Fuck. Did you do?” Regulus demanded furiously, storming into Sirius’s room.

Looking up innocently, Sirius smiled. “Whatever do you mean?”

“I mean, why’ve you left a whole box of condoms all over my bed?” Regulus hissed, throwing a handful of them at his brother and feeling only a little satisfied as Sirius squeaked, swatting them out of the way.

“I was just making sure you’re being safe! You’re my baby brother, you went on a date–” Sirius began, but Regulus cut him off.

“I’m twenty-one!” he growled. “I’m not a baby!”

“As long as you’re not having babies, Reggie, dear!” Sirius sing-songed, grinning at Regulus’s enraged expression.

But after a moment of silent anger, Regulus took a calming breath and gave his brother a sickly-sweet smile. “Thank you, Sirius. I know you obviously only did that to look out for me, and not at all to embarrass me. But I assure you, you needn’t be worried. Potter always brings his own condoms, so it’s really not necessary.”

In an instant, Sirius was on his feet. “What the fuck do you mean, Potter?” He snarled, eyes wide and face red.

Seeing he’d hit a nerve, Regulus quickly turned and exited the room, grinning triumphantly. “Have a good night, brother! We’ll try not to be too loud!”

As he returned to his room where James was waiting, he couldn’t help but smirk when Sirius began to scream and bang on the closed door.