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"Eugh. No. That... abominable substance... makes me want to claw my tongue out of my face. I got normal food." She takes a bite of her burger. "And I burned the receipt. People can use those to track your movements, your routines."

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"Please tell me this isn't some Batburger bullshit."

Harvey is stealing a french fry out of Medea's fast food bag.

"If I get the fuckin' receipt and find out you paid for the 'Jokerized' seasoning, I'm gonna be irate."

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Holiday sighs, exhausted, as she peels herself out of muddy boots and a bloodstained coat. Muscle memory takes over the process of taking apart and stashing her pistol. The weeping mask of tragedy is returned to her rightful place on a display stand, and Holiday fades away into the darkness as Gilda Dent comes to stand, rain-soaked and tired, in the peaceful quiet of her own home.

"Beloveds? Are you here? I've missed you terribly."

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I got heatstroke (a comparatively mild case, apparently the hottest I got was 104.6 degrees Fahrenheit) ren faire and had to have my shirt taken off and water dumped on me in the medical tent. It sucked very badly. But I lived and didn't have to go to the hospital. What I learned from this is that alcohol impairs the body's ability to regulate temperature.

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ren fair is today, I'm gonna be gone basically all day

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I'm going to ren faire tomorrow, don't expect any activity from me until around six in the evening (pacific time)

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If anyone wants to kill Isadora's homophobic parents in honor of pride month she would appreciate it greatly

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REBLOG if you rp with people despite not having the same “style” as you.

IE: You format, they really don’t. You use eeny teeny micro icons, they use regular/larger sizes….You don’t use icons at ALL but they do, etc etc….This doesn’t mean you quit writing your way, you still do you, but you don’t discriminate because someone’s threads and blogs don’t “mirror your aes” 

& BE HONEST!!!!!! 

Please don’t reblog if you say you are cool with mixed replies, and really aren’t. This post is meant for >>>networking<<< with fellow rp’ers that DO mix and match.

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Describe my muse horribly!

ex: some weirdo that won't stop yapping

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Gilda grabs a blank sticky note, scribbles down "whoever took that goddamn picture", and sticks it alongside the other, equally incomprehensible notes plastered all over her sketchbook.

Her beloved husband would do the same for her, after all.

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Cyberpunk AU Waylon and Medea escaped from the same lab and now they're siblings :)

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Those who know Gilda is married to Two-Face often think she's being forced to stay. Never does she feel more like Penelope unraveling the shroud.

Nobody would accept that she's happy where she is, so she conjures elaborate lies.

She'll leave soon, but she needs to gather her things. Needs to make sure it's safe. Needs to figure out where to go.

Every night, she writes down the story she's built, then goes to bed with her beloved husband.

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OOC: they finally managed to test my blood. The lab tech fucking DROPPED the first vial so they had to take it twice but I finally got my blood tests done

The anti-anxiety meds I got are making me so fucking dizzy

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"You're a-- hahhh-- goddamn monster."

Medea grins. "Glad you noticed." The knife sinks in again. She twists it hard before pulling it out.

She doesn't want to be good or pure or righteous. She wants to be left the hell alone. And after the first few would-be heroes devoured, few will venture into a monster's lair.

She doesn't prefer resorting to outright violence, but there's a grim satisfaction in watching the life fade from people who've hurt her.

Dead men can't hurt her. Can't ever break another little girl's bones,either.

"And for the record, I learned from you."

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hello everybody. Harvey and Gilda Dent are Odysseus and Penelope

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ROSTER UPDATE (should be reflected on muse list within a few days)

REMOVING: Damian Wayne

ADDING: KGBeast, Firefly

DEMOTED TO SECONDARY: Killer Croc, Jason Todd, Azrael

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🐝  *  ―  𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑹 / 𝑯𝑶𝑹𝑹𝑶𝑹 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.

❛  nothing's going to happen to us, right?  ❜ ❛  i'm ... scared.  ❜ ❛  i don't like where this is going.  ❜ ❛  did i ever tell you i'm actually terrified of [the dark / heights / spiders / etc.]?  ❜ ❛  you hear me? we're not going to die today!  ❜ ❛  did you hear that? it sounded like screams.  ❜ ❛  i really, really don't like this.  ❜ ❛  we're completely alone here, nothing's going to happen to us.  ❜ ❛  this place has been abandoned for centuries.  ❜ ❛  whatever happens, keep the lights on.  ❜ ❛  you're not scared, are you?  ❜ ❛  this is like straight out of my worst nightmare.  ❜ ❛  do you believe in ghosts?  ❜ ❛  what are you afraid?  ❜ ❛  what was that?!  ❜ ❛  see, i told you there's nothing to be afraid of.  ❜ ❛  go on, no one will hear your screams.  ❜ ❛  it was a foolish idea to come here alone.  ❜ ❛  no one is going to save you now.  ❜ ❛  don't be afraid, i'm not going to hurt you.  ❜ ❛  you really think you can run from me?  ❜ ❛  it's a shame i'll have to kill you when we're done with this.  ❜ ❛  want to make a deal with the devil?  ❜ ❛  i'm not afraid of you. not anymore.  ❜ ❛  there are figures hiding in the shadows, waiting to strike.  ❜ ❛  this wasn't so bad now, was it?  ❜ ❛  what could possibly go wrong - it's just an old abandoned meaning, it doesn't mean it's haunted, right?  ❜ ❛  face it, we won't make it out of here alive.  ❜ ❛  i'll even give you a choice - it's either you or them. who's going to die tonight?  ❜ ❛  i will haunt you for the rest of your days.  ❜ ❛  don't scream, it will only make this worse.  ❜ ❛  you look so pretty when you're scared of me.  ❜ ❛  i won't kill you ... yet.  ❜ ❛  ghosts and monsters aren't real.  ❜ ❛  i'm not afraid of anything!  ❜ ❛  you! you're sick! you sent me here to die, didn't you?  ❜ ❛  close your eyes. it'll make it easier if you don't see it coming.  ❜ ❛  no matter where you hide, i'll always find you. so you better give up now.  ❜ ❛  i promise i'm gonna be your worst nightmare.  ❜ ❛  it's only over when i say it is.  ❜

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"when was the last time you slept?"

For whoever u are feeling today

Vespina glances over at the woman she's working with and sighs. "That bad, huh? I always look like this, just need to fix my makeup."

She takes a drink of Monster Energy (which she's mixed blood into, but hopefully her companion isn't aware), then almost drives off the road as she swerves rapidly to avoid a raccoon. "Anyway, we should be getting close now. And remember, client says quietly-- I know your reputation, Tigress." It's worded as a warning, but her tone is one of admiration.

"We've already been over the plan, but one more time: we get in, crack the vault, take everything from deposit box 17, and anything else we bother to grab we can keep. Am I missing anything?"