#dashcom

[fuckingshutup]

CAPTAIN IS OUR DOG'S NAME

[thenextchapterbegins]

"im infintly better option to smooch though. adam is gross and probably tastes like onions."

[goryh0le]

As if the risk of becoming a beast would present some kind of dilemma for Toni

[risenwings]

Of the former Command Trine, Thundercracker has the best voice, a pleasant baritone.

Skywarp is second, with a tenor range-- or it would be, if he had any idea how to stay in tune. He prefers enthusiasm over getting the song right though.

And Starscream doesn't sing. At all. Never. Not for a very long time.

[the-haunted-office]

"How about I rip off bits of you and stick them in a box."

[piltover-sharpshooter]

"Mardi Gras...fascinating name! I've heard it known as Carnaval" She nodded satisfied to have learnt something new.

[inspectionem]

"What is wrong with all of you?!" --Red Alert, probably

[abyssaldespair]

"Honestly, Sasuke's new haircut makes him the most emo he's ever looked."

[fuckingshutup]

WE NEED TO GET OFF THE INTERNET. AND THIS TIME, WE DO MEAN EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET.

GO OUTSIDE.

[thenextchapterbegins]

"Im glad i lost a leg and basically my entire left hand defying heaven just for everyone to be simping over my fathers son. thats great, just awesome."

"no im not mad why do you ask?"

[lagostomus]

He really hopes no one is actually expecting him to be a good mentor.

Yeesh.

[fletri]

It must be a good name if everyone and their uncle on here has it.

[chaotick-musings]

"Honestly if you judge other people and assume what they can and can't 'pull', it really sounds like you are projecting there because I can assure you, you pull absolutely nothing"

[piltover-sharpshooter]

"Part of that godly charm, I am sure"

[cosmicfunguy]

"We don't associate with that guy anymore..."

[abyssaldespair]

"Their fur- soft. Their eyes- pretty. Their agility- exceptional. Their cuteness- unmatched."