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im reading soul eater again btw

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nobody got hurt so im allowed to giggle about this extremely looney tunes looking accident on a part of 64 i used to drive down at least once a week

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same

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thinking about that one moment when I was about to get top surgery

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t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....

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peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

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im going through my skyrim screenshot folder

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me at 1 pm: borderline comatose, eyes need to be propped open, behaviorally indistinguishable from lichen

me at 1 am: planning an expedition to neptune, listening to three songs at once, blood has become liquid copper

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guess what i’m thinking about

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This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

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do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It

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you ever depression nap for too long and wake up feeling like a giant salamander

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I am a peddler of chubby cat pics

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No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

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