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* 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣𝙩𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺.
thelushfiles
Yo, Stop Fucking Around
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it's the one that says bad ass motherfucker
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ooh i have a non-magic solution! it’s called gatorade and ibuprofen
starting to notice an alarming pattern that seems to connect me having a good time at a party with me waking up hungover. this is such bullshit
#i am. well versed in hangovers. you might say.#the other solution is just not drinking but. then you have to deal with your thoughts.#also parties are so overstimulating without alcohol. i personally could not stand it lol#gothamitis speaks
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you know. that’s a good question. (i’ve never run into the man myself. that i can remember. but the other vigilantes i’ve met certainly do)
Why did I just hear Batman scream "I am the model of mental health!" In an alley?
#gothamitis speaks#from what i’ve heard abt him he has that deadpan sarcasm vibe so? tbh i’d be terrified if he didn’t#you Have to have a sense of humor to run around at night dressed like a furry. right?
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maybe he was joking? seems like the kinda guy who would make deadpan jokes/sarcastic remarks
Why did I just hear Batman scream "I am the model of mental health!" In an alley?
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ok so why were the pipes in my apartment apparently just filled with growing green sludge??? that’s not normal right???
pipe just burst in my apartment! cool! fun! i loveeeee living in gotham!
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pipe just burst in my apartment! cool! fun! i loveeeee living in gotham!
#I HAVE A FUCKING QUIZ TODAY I DONT HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH THIS 😭😭😭#gothamitis speaks#only in gotham#onlyingotham#open dc rp
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sorry i haven’t been on here for a while! i got a little bit. um. hit by a car. lmao
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are there ever. uh. side effects. to the mind wiping?
my phone got 'borrowed' by a teenage bridge troll and now its all cracked ugh
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MINDWIPED?????? uh oh
my phone got 'borrowed' by a teenage bridge troll and now its all cracked ugh
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seriously? i think dying is the safest thing in the world /j
but genuinely cool, good to know i’d set off an alarm if i fell through dimensions by accident. ofc this means that my recent brain melty no thoughts memory void experiences are definitely not accidental interdimensional travel. so. still no closer to figuring that one out
my phone got 'borrowed' by a teenage bridge troll and now its all cracked ugh
#sorry this reply took me so long! the aforementioned brain melting got me again#he’s like my arch nemesis lol (he being my brain 🥰)#gothamitis speaks
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ohhhhh
follow up question how does interdimensional trading work
my phone got 'borrowed' by a teenage bridge troll and now its all cracked ugh
#follow up to that question can you travel interdimensionally on accident. asking for a friend#gothamitis speaks#fun fact this reply is v late bc my brain is fully melting rn!
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a. a bridge troll? are bridge trolls a thing now?
my phone got 'borrowed' by a teenage bridge troll and now its all cracked ugh
#have they always been a thing??? reality is so confusing rn this may as well have always been a thing#gothamitis speaks
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JASON TODD IS IN MY APPALACHIAN LIT CLASS???????
just blacked back in. i’ve been going to classes for a week and a half????
#how did i not. what. how did i not remember this#oh god he’s gonna try and talk to me isn’t he. hell world#gothamitis speaks#open dc rp#only in gotham
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just blacked back in. i’ve been going to classes for a week and a half????
#i mayyyy have started drinking again. a little bit. in my defense i had to spend more time with my family over the holidays and twas truly#making me lose my mind lol. anyway i’m back#gothamitis speaks#only in gotham#onlyingotham#dc rp#open dc rp
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ohhhhh
yeah that tracks
i was nottt built to drive in gotham <3 everyone thinks i’m a crime lord or smth bc i follow every traffic rule but i just have severe driving anxiety 😭😭😭
#i jyst make my roommate drive me around most of the time lmao#gothamitis speaks#open dc rp#only in gotham
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would that not make me look more suspicious though? like “i promise i’m not doing crime i’m just really scared of driving” sounds like i’m definitely doing crime
i was nottt built to drive in gotham <3 everyone thinks i’m a crime lord or smth bc i follow every traffic rule but i just have severe driving anxiety 😭😭😭
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ohh rip, i know ga is never very kind to the kids there on scholarship. if you need anyone to come fight any assholes for you just lmk, i was a model student so the front office always lets me into the building & i am full of pent up rage from all the assholes i didn’t fight while i was there. especially the teachers. if you get mr. anchelin tell him he can choke.
do not want to go back to school, gotham public school is hell
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well. if you do end up committing dmv themed crimes maybe you can force the county to actually do something about all of the torn up/ blocked/ generally unusable roads
i was nottt built to drive in gotham <3 everyone thinks i’m a crime lord or smth bc i follow every traffic rule but i just have severe driving anxiety 😭😭😭
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