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[gothamsnumberoneassassin]

Zioniz??! Thiz will be fun.

Mr. Cobblepot, it'z certainly been a while. How'z Carmine Falcone'z zpy been doing?

-Xoxo,

Vic Zsasz

Victor.

My apologizes, but who? I made a deal with Carmine Falcone that he'd leave and never return. If he's planted spies on me then it seems you'll be out of Falcone's to serve, as he'd be breaking the deal. And I'd kill every single person that don's the name Falcone.

[gothamsnumberoneassassin]

Yez zir! Who'z the victim, if I may azk?

Mr. Cobblepot, it'z certainly been a while. How'z Carmine Falcone'z zpy been doing?

-Xoxo,

Vic Zsasz

Victor.

My apologizes, but who? I made a deal with Carmine Falcone that he'd leave and never return. If he's planted spies on me then it seems you'll be out of Falcone's to serve, as he'd be breaking the deal. And I'd kill every single person that don's the name Falcone.

[gothamsnumberoneassassin]

You're welcome, zir!

What the hell does "Material gurl" mean?

One of my patrons called me that and I am unsure if it is a compliment or insult. They did a limp hand gesture as well. If that also means anything.

[gothamsnumberoneassassin]

*Victor moves his jacket to show a weapon*

I'm alwayz ready for a good job, Ozwald! I'm never buzy, zo I'll take a few up.

Mr. Cobblepot, it'z certainly been a while. How'z Carmine Falcone'z zpy been doing?

-Xoxo,

Vic Zsasz

Victor.

My apologizes, but who? I made a deal with Carmine Falcone that he'd leave and never return. If he's planted spies on me then it seems you'll be out of Falcone's to serve, as he'd be breaking the deal. And I'd kill every single person that don's the name Falcone.

[gothamsnumberoneassassin]

Yez. Material Girl iz often uzed az a compliment. Like the Madonna zong.

What the hell does "Material gurl" mean?

One of my patrons called me that and I am unsure if it is a compliment or insult. They did a limp hand gesture as well. If that also means anything.

[gothamsnumberoneassassin]

Oh, I'm alwayz looking for a new job, Mr Cobblepot. Zeeing az you uzed to work for Falcone, I'd readily lend a hand to you.

Mr. Cobblepot, it'z certainly been a while. How'z Carmine Falcone'z zpy been doing?

-Xoxo,

Vic Zsasz

Victor.

My apologizes, but who? I made a deal with Carmine Falcone that he'd leave and never return. If he's planted spies on me then it seems you'll be out of Falcone's to serve, as he'd be breaking the deal. And I'd kill every single person that don's the name Falcone.

[gothamsnumberoneassassin]

Well, Ozzy, they probably juzt called you fruity.

What the hell does "Material gurl" mean?

One of my patrons called me that and I am unsure if it is a compliment or insult. They did a limp hand gesture as well. If that also means anything.

[gothamsnumberoneassassin]

I muzt be getting turned around! You wear originally zpying for Maroni, weren't you. The Carmine izn't planting zpiez, i hope. I zomewhat zee you az an ally.

Mr. Cobblepot, it'z certainly been a while. How'z Carmine Falcone'z zpy been doing?

-Xoxo,

Vic Zsasz

Victor.

My apologizes, but who? I made a deal with Carmine Falcone that he'd leave and never return. If he's planted spies on me then it seems you'll be out of Falcone's to serve, as he'd be breaking the deal. And I'd kill every single person that don's the name Falcone.

[gothamsnumberoneassassin]

Eh, it getz boring. I like Gotham but it'z not like I can keep a zteady living, y'know? How'z the old butler?

Well, if it izn't the Prince of Gotham! How'z old Bruce Wayne doing?

-Xoxo,

Zsasz

I continue my life, you?

*Sips his coffee*

-Bruce Wayne

[gothamsnumberoneassassin]

I remember having to hide out from Hugo Ztrange. God..I heard from Mx. Nygma ( @riddlemethisfollowers ) what he waz like. *Vic sighs* Anyways!! If you ever need a bodyguard, I'm here.

Well, if it izn't my bezt friend Fluffy!

-Zsasz, xoxo

*the bunny gasp* "Zsasz! You crazy ook! How are ya?"

[gothamsnumberoneassassin]

It'z not like lifez been a breeze for you too. Remember how you got your earz?

Well, if it izn't my bezt friend Fluffy!

-Zsasz, xoxo

*the bunny gasp* "Zsasz! You crazy ook! How are ya?"

[gothamsnumberoneassassin]

*Victor hugs Fluffy back, tears coming out of their eyes*

I know, Fluff. Thank you.. Zo did you though.

Well, if it izn't my bezt friend Fluffy!

-Zsasz, xoxo

*the bunny gasp* "Zsasz! You crazy ook! How are ya?"

[gothamsnumberoneassassin]

I know, Fluff. I love thiz place, it juzt getz zo rough here. Uzually I've been dezenzitized to it, but when it'z out in the open and for no reazon?? Terrifying.

*Victor looks down with tears in it's eyes and they shutter.*

Well, if it izn't my bezt friend Fluffy!

-Zsasz, xoxo

*the bunny gasp* "Zsasz! You crazy ook! How are ya?"

[gothamsnumberoneassassin]

I could alwayz try not to get into fightz. The Zsaszettes were taking the night off and zhe found a way to zneak by. I underztand why Batz doez it, but when randoz do it, it getz annoying. Y'know?

*Zsasz shakes it's head and stretches their arms*

Well, if it izn't my bezt friend Fluffy!

-Zsasz, xoxo

*the bunny gasp* "Zsasz! You crazy ook! How are ya?"

[gothamsnumberoneassassin]

Yeah. The baztard knew how to fight. It'z okay though, Fluff. Zhe had a knife on her. I got her, zo there'z no need to worry.

Well, if it izn't my bezt friend Fluffy!

-Zsasz, xoxo

*the bunny gasp* "Zsasz! You crazy ook! How are ya?"

[gothamsnumberoneassassin]

It'z not az zteady az uzual. Bezidez, the vigilante fear of Batman haz kind of died down. Zo, people uzually do their dirty buzinezz themzelvez. There iz a ztray murder once in a while.*Victor nods, and smirks and the bunny.*

Well, if it izn't my bezt friend Fluffy!

-Zsasz, xoxo

*the bunny gasp* "Zsasz! You crazy ook! How are ya?"

[gothamsnumberoneassassin]

I'm great, Fluff! How are you? How'z the art biz goin?

Well, if it izn't my bezt friend Fluffy!

-Zsasz, xoxo

*the bunny gasp* "Zsasz! You crazy ook! How are ya?"