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hey lets play how hot is that character

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

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as a gay furby with a thicc ass, i feel the need to reblog. love is love, unless its p*d*phelia or b*astiality

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

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*laughs in 5′9*

i am a personal ladder for the tiny people™ of tumblr

Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

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Hey can I get an IT and I Am Not Okay With This matchup? I’m a 5’ 7” bi girl. People describe me as thicc but I just think I’m chubby. I have blue and purple hair, shoulder length and bangs. I have a septum piercing and dress dark femme but I wear flower crowns a lot. I am described by my friends as a crackhead and I don’t shut up. People often make jokes that I will become a lawyer one day but I don’t know if it’s cause I’m jewish or I argue all the time. I also enjoy all music, I also sketch.

for IANOWT, I pair you with...

Sydney Novak!

she loves just mellowing out with you to music

okay but sydney is probably a goblincore freak so when she sees your septum she’s probably like

s h i n y

she likes sleeping on your belly

yall share clothes

pretends to hate when you randomly put your flower crowns on her head but they look so good on her i-

asks you to dye her hair because she’s a chaotic lesbian

for IT, I pair you with...

Beverly Marsh!

dont kILL ME FOR DOING BOTH SOPHIA LILLIS CHARACTERS

also begs you to dye her hair because she too is a chaotic daddy issues having bisexual

she totally supports your dream to be a lawyer

she jokes about you and stan being twins

contrary to syd, she actually steals your flower crowns and will not return without them being taken by force

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Hello, new follower here! I was wondering if not too busy if i could get a matchup for good omens and umbrella academy? I’m 4’9” INFP, scorpio, slytherin. Basically my whole personality is being a goblin so a small chunky trash being lol. Got dark short wavy hair and wear glasses, 24 years old. Psych major still working out what to do next, love having existential crises everyday ;) fav music rn is slowed down songs; they just hit different. Fav colors are black, greens, blues Thank youuu

hey, thanks for the follow!

For good omens, i pair you with...

Newton Pulsifer!

this dorkass will have an existential crisis with you

he finds it funny how goblin-esque you are

he buys and makes you pretty boxes for your goblin goodies

you two look somewhat similar, though it’s mostly just the glasses and hair

he is a fucking giant compared to you and when you cuddle he’s even more awkward because he’s lanky and all limb

not very into pda but will warm up to it if you like it

for umbrella academy, i pair you with...

Klaus Hargreeves!

i know he’s gay but bear with me on this one

chaotic DUMBASSES

you being a psych major helps a LOT

you’re good at helping him with his ptsd

he just, hugs you and cries though so you do most of the talking

doesn’t really voice how he’s feeling but his body language conveys everything in an almost comical way

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could i have a matchup?? i’m a 5’7.5 female, bisexual, pale, wavey, shoulder-length brown hair, n blue eyes. i’m quite, calm, n logical, and don’t show much emotion. i don’t trust ppl easily but when i do i become way more lively n expressive. i’m very caring n empathetic towards others and do my best to make them happy, and wouldn’t let them get hurt for the world. i like writing (main passion), art (mainly sketching n painting), baking, singing, the outdoors, astronomy, n music of all genres.

hey darling, thanks for the request!

for bnha, I pair you with...

Ochaco Uraraka!

she finds it funny how stoic you are 

makes it her life mission to make you smile

she loves to bake with you, it’s one of her pass times

she also likes to paint with you, though she sticks to flowers because they’re easy and she’s not the best at painting yet

but she’s trying!!

she’ll listen to music on her fuzzy sounding radio out while stargazing and loves to listen to you rambling on about star formations

she enjoys how you are empathetic, but will make sure you’re not ignoring your own needs to fufill other’s too often

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hiya! i'm an INTP pan female that leans towards males. im 5'2" w/long brown hair and big muscles. im a bodybuilder and i really like to work out, draw, and play A LOT of video games. i tend to be very cynical and i am very quiet, although not shy. i dont have many friends but i am very loyal/trustworthy with those friends. im not into pda and physical affection, but i am kind with words + give tons of gifts. im great in school, but i strugle with adhd, depression, and ptsd. thank you sm!

Hey darling! thanks for sending a request! i do hope you aren’t harshly suffering with your mental illness, my best wishes to you!

for bnha, I pair you with...

Denki Kaminari!

this chaotic dumbass istg

he has three (3) braincells so most of the time he looks over your cynical nature and such

he understands not liking pda, he isn’t much for it either considering his quirk causes him to get staticky when he’s excited and doesn’t want to shock you

he is an adhd king tbh

not very good at school so pls help him he appreciates it

not the working out type but will tag along to support you and be company

appreciates your loyalty

 he is so mf l o u d he can talk for you and an extra three people

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can i get an IT matchup please? im a girl! shoulder length, wavy, brown hair with bangs, blue eyes and lots of freckles! my fashion sense is very rambunctious haha i wear a lot of long sleeve shirts layered under tshirts tucked into skater skirts 😤 i, admittedly, have no filter and make a lot of jokes to keep people laughing. but i also like to think im very kind hearted haha im interested in art, gardening and true crime/horror! thank you!

Heyo! thanks for sending in a request!

I pair you with...

Eddie Kasprak!

this boy appreciates how ridiculous and filterless you are

yall are freckle buddies!

he likes helping you garden, it relaxes him

he makes sure you wear sunscreen tho, he doesn’t want his girl crispy and overheated

he braids and does your hair for you

he will (shyly and quietly) ask you to paint/draw pretty pictures for him and hangs them in his room

not very for true crime or horror for obvious reasons but is glad you enjoy it

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*sobs* i love you guys but pls give me some requests for headcanons and shit not just matchup posts-

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Hey! Can I have a male IT matchup please? ESFP,  female, Aquarius, Gryffindor and Hufflepuff. I'm really stubborn and sarcastic, and i don't know when or how to shut up. I can be annoying at times, but in my eyes i believe i am one of the most hilarious people on earth. I'm pretty awkward around anyone of the oppisite sex, and really, really, like really, loud. I don't think before speaking which can lead to negative effects at times. I'm also a bookworm and love to dream and write.

(part two) Continued bc i ran out of space :)  I can't imagine not having anyone with me, and i honestly think my greatest fear is the unknown or being completely alone. I sometimes go too far and im not very good at handling my emotions, like for example, i had a crush on my brothers friend for 3 years and instead of being nice and trying to get to know him i freaking bullied him. I have a pretty short attention span and can't not move or talk at all.

hey lovely! thanks for sending in a request.

I pair you with...

Ben Hanscom!

you two balance out personality wise;

he is also awkward, but it’s something you two can bond over;

he’s quiet, softspoken as he prefers, so you’re loudness and sarcasm is highly appreciated;

he helps you work on being more thoughtful before you speak;

“now, what do you say if someone insults your outfit?”

“suck my dick.”

“no-” *sigh*

eventually gives up but he tried okay;

he shares a fondness of reading as well;

you two trade love letters and poems back and forth;

he lets you bully him bc he knows deep down you’re nice and just don’t know how to handle emotions;

he takes walks with you so you can get your fix of movement and lets you talk is ear off, he finds it endearing;

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can I have a matchup with IT and I Am Not Okay With This? I’m a bi girl, at 5 foot 1 with purple hair, shoulder length & bangs. I have gray blue eyes and glasses. I have a really weird style where one day i can be dressed like a egirl, then a soft girl, then trendy, yanno? I write stories and I read a lot, and I’m really into makeup. I want to own a cafe when I’m older, and I want to get tattoos and piercings. I am into indie, rap, rock & roll, & pop music. I also really, like shopping. Thanks!

can I have a matchup with IT and I Am Not Okay With This? I’m a bi girl, at 5 foot 1 with purple hair, shoulder length & bangs. I have gray blue eyes and glasses. I have a really weird style where one day i can be dressed like a egirl, then a soft girl, then trendy, yanno? I write stories and I read a lot, and I’m really into makeup. I want to own a cafe when I’m older, and I want to get tattoos and piercings. I am into indie, rap, rock & roll, & pop music. I also really, like shopping. Thanks!

Hey babes! Thanks for leaving a request!

For your ianowt matchup, I pair you with...

Stanley Barber!

He loves your style honestly

Insists you wear his shirts

He loves braiding your hair

Y'all listen to blood with and your favorite band religiously

If you bake, get ready for him to beg you for pot brownies

Is livid when you refuse (not really)

"what the fUck!? I though you lOvEd mE!-" "STAN YOU'RE BAKED TO THE SEVENTH REALM OF HELL STFU"

Crackhead energy elites

For IT, I pair you with...

Richie Tozier

Also fucking crackhead energy elites

Trades out yalls glasses and imitates you

Begs you to read to him

Will let you practice makeup on him

Also insists you wear his dumb hawaiian shirts

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Give me requests

Give me requests

GIVE ME REQUESTS

pls I'm bored and wanna write. I do head canons, imagines, etc

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Hi! May I please have a Good Omens matchup? I’m 5’2”, dyed hair, and quiet. I have two ferrets. I do movie makeup as a side hustle. I’m an INFP, Slytherin, and a Pisces. I love classic rock and reading. I spending my days listening to vinyl and I have a collection of plants and tea pots.

Hey lovely! Thanks for sending in a matchup and keeping me busy!

I pair you with...

Anathema Device!

She loves your ferrets whole heartedly and carried them on her shoulders

"A-Ana, what are you-" "they're my witchy assistants, (y/n)."

She always helps you redye your hair, no matter what color

She bought you a record player in your favorite color and a bunch of vinyls so you could listen to music together

She loves your plants and will n o t let Crowley around them

When you're not watching she'll talk to the plants or even kiss their leaves

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Bnha matchup? Don't know if I'm doing this right but I'm a 5'6" bisexual girl. Medium length dark brown hair, green eyes, with glasses (sadly) I'm ISFP. I like drawing, video games, music, and cartoon shows like SU (rip) and Bob's Burgers. I'm VERY shy, cannot h u m a n....Amajiki 2.0. I love physical affection 😳oOop Coffee is my energy, what is sleep? THank yoU

Hey sugar! Thanks for sending in a request!

So, the bnha character I pair you with is...

Momo Yaoyorozu!

Hear me out on this one

Absolute wife material wit this woman

She will praise you all the time

"That drawing is very good!" Or "Wow, you play *insert videogame* so well!"

She is naturally a morning person and makes coffee for when you wake up while brewing her tea

Want hugs? She's your gal

She is so s o f t

Like, her skin is so smooth and her tummy and legs are somewhat chubby so they make good pillows for napping

She makes you SNACKS. all the TIME.

Studying? "Here, I cut you some fruit (y/n)."

Working out? "Make sure to stay hydrated! I packed you a sandwich for when you finish!"

At night she'll lay down in bed with you and watch the cartoons you like while playing with your hair

Has def stolen your glasses and has worn them like a dork

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Hi 🥺👉👈 I was wondering if I could have a bnha match up pls, I'm a 5ft cis straight Hispanic girl, I'm a cancer, I'm shy but once you get to know me I open up more about my thoughts and inner feelings 😔🥺🤚 I sleep a lot and I'm a night owl 😭 I like bois and anime but seem to like anime bois the most 😔🤚 of you cant do the match up I understand! Thank you in advance and take well deserved breaks.....drink lots of water too...kk, have a nice day/night 😌👉👈💕

Hi! Tysm for the message, sorry I didn't get to it sooner. I had a wave of depression induced laziness so sorry again!

For your BNHA matchup, I pair you with...

Eijiro Kirishima!

He is SO SWEET AND SENSITIVE PLS TAKE CARE OF HIM

He's willing to wait for your shell to dissipate, however long it takes

Once you're more open, he gets much more lovey and cuddly with you

Expect kisses and hugs before classes every morning

As for the night owl business, he'll partake in late nights to a limit

The latest he'll stay up is 11:30pm, then he eventually gets tuckered out and DEMANDS you cuddle until y'all fall asleep

He has important things to do and so does he, he makes sure you get your sleep and eat three meals a day

He will carry you around in the morning if you're sleepy

I mean, he's ripped and you're tiny, what did you expect? He spoils you rotten with attention and gifts

If you cook him that good Mexican food he will love you forever

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May I have a good omen, umbrella academia, matchup, please? I'm an asexual girl who leans to boys. Yet, shy around them. Sometimes sarcastic and bold, but with an innocent mindset. Including being aloof. I'm a tan brown girl with dark brown curly hair. A petite figure, 5'6. I have a girly, pastel free attire. I love vintage, post-rock, jazz songs. I love to draw and express myself through art. My dream is to become an illustrator. Including my love for stuff animals, surreal cinema, tales.

Hey baby! Thanks for sending a request.

For Good Omens, I pair you with...

Aziraphale!

Aziraphale loves your taste in music and will b e g you to dance with him

Also. He offers to be a model for your illustrations

He brings you snacks while you're working on illustrations

He loves your clothing style.

He's so cuddly wtf

For TUA, I pair you with...

Ben! (Number Six)

He loves watching you doodle and such.

He begs to do your hair

You let him and he cries

He let's you sit on his lap

He's a happy boy :)

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Could I have a bnha matchup? I’m a straight 5’6 female. I have grey eyes and long dark brown hair. I’m pretty introverted but I’ll open up and show the silly side of me. Once I open up I get pretty crazy. I have a vulgar/dirty sense of humor and I’m sarcastic. I don’t get angry easily but when I do Im usually calm and get snappy. But I’ll apologize first. I love music and dancing! I also sleep a lot. My favorite thing to do is go on late night drives and listen to music and I also love coffee!

Hey darlin! Thanks for sending in a matchup!

I match you with...

Sero Hanta!

He will force you to recreate the spiderman kiss scene with him

His hair may look nasty but it's so soft and you can't stop touching it

You both make AWFUL jokes until one of you gets uncomfortable

He loves to braid your hair for you

He also will cook you so much food wtf

Calls you shortstack

*you make a joke*

"Ma'am this is a chili's"

You both cry at disney movies

When you get mad he will just bundle you in his jacket and carry you away from the situation