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Delicious and dragons

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happy sparkle on its wednesday monday

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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.

You must unlearn this.

You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.

If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.

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when a new media comes out and i have to navigate tumblrs shit ui to add the tag to my blacklist

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fruice,,, 🥭🍎🍏🍑🍐🍊🍇🍓

,,, vegdebles 🥦🍆🥑🥒🥔🥕🫑🌽

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I’m not allowed back in church after god caught me hotboxing the confessional booth ✊✊💨 I told him “god, if you don’t want me smoking weed, then why the hell did you make this shit so dank???”👀👀 god paused for a sec, looked me dead in the eye, and said “my son, im not mad at you for blazing it…I’m mad at you for not passing that shit!!”🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌🙌 lololol 🍁🍁 send 2 420 ppl or U will never smoke kush again !!!!!!!!!!!!

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they’re confronting you on the C you got in gym. harry says you can smoke a little weed in the house, he doesn’t mind.

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Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work:

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who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

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AT A VINYL LISTENING NIGHT AND SOMEONE HANDED ME JAMIROQUAI

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just got a “baby radfem” recommended on my dash. that’s not something i’m ever going to be interested in. no decent person is interested in that. hope every terf/transphobe offs themself.

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“Trapped”

Stone Butch Blues - Leslie Feinberg

@/lilboyblueish on Instagram

Poem by Keaton St. James (@boykeats)

I/Me/Myself - Will Wood

We Both Laughed In Pleasure by Lou Sullivan

cis people asking cis questions by Silas Denver Melvin (@sweatermuppet)

Tomboy Survival Guide by Ivan Coyote

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Out of Touch

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A FUCKIN MEN BROTHER.

on an SSRI for my depression? nah. on an SSRI so I can edge longer? absolutely.

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People who wear glasses! What is your reason for wearing them?

nearsighted

Shortsighted

Astigmatism

A secret fourth thing? (Put in tags!)

Don't wear glasses/see results

I have an astigmatism and retinitis pigmentosa :)

Nearsighted girl here 🤓 - H :)