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the next life series needs at least 70% more lesbianism in it btw .

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Joel’s latest video has made me question things and I need to know

When you see Mumbo’s skin do you interpret it as having eyebrows? Please feel free to elaborate in the tags and reblog for larger sample size!

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doodle i lazily colored because the actual drawing wasnt doing it for me,,, plus a timelapse cause, idk why not?

anyway tango is attractive help

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get fished idiot

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T__T...

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the joel iskall dynamic is so excellent to me personally its like they both want the other to be obsessed with them desperately but instead of just saying it they passive aggressively try to out-meangirl the other. i hope they never stop it’s delightful

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grian's first collab with mumbo: "this redstone is so useless, the build is so plain. i am clearly doing this because it was requested so much."

mumbo's first collab with grian: "this build is amazing, it's so impressive and his 'redstone' is so epic! haha i'm gonna put a little prank for him to find! i've never been more excited to click on a world download."

anyway mumbo fell first grian fell harder, i rest my case

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Please keep drawing traffic/hermit hybrids inaccurately because who cares, they look cool

I say this as an animal nerd, I love to implement biologically/anatomically accurate elements into hybrid designs where applicable, but Im not gonna ususally choose to do that over whatever I think looks visually appealing. I have my gripes and peeves with some popular hybrid design headcanons, but ultimately, please keep drawing them however you want to, because you can (and to piss haters off further, for fun)

Don't care if you headcanon Pearl as transfem, draw her with male moth antennae anyway. Don't care if avian Grian logically needs a second set of pectoral muscles, just slap those wings on there wherever you want. Gem's own skin featured antlers and female deer don't even grow them, aside from reindeers, which I'm willing to wager was not what Gem was thinking or cared about. Keep drawing her with huge antlers

I don't know who needs this reminder but these are fantasy hybrids. Our inspirations in drawing them are based in reality but no fucking avian or hooved or dog people exist. A person with huge moth wings isn't realistic to begin with so who cares if you give her some antennae too. If you do you need to get a hobby

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Yall ever think about how pretty he is

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People need to ship C!Techoblade and C!Philza more pleaseeeeee they’re both fictionalllll

C!Philza can have two spouses in the dsmp as a treat

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I don’t know what’s gayer Stress getting her mail delivered at Iskall’s house or the fact that Stress and Iskall are both surprised her mail is being delivered at their base, because they are so openly abnormal about each other that Cub knew the two of them would be seeing each other sooner than Stress would be getting a mailbox of her own. Yuri is beautiful

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i think one of the appeals of tango to me is, not to reveal the fact i used to spend a lot of time on tvtropes as a teenager, that he's very much to me the bunny-ears lawyer. which, for the record, is a trope where a character has some obvious quirk or thing that would normally make them not fit for a job, they're just otherwise so ABSURDLY COMPETENT that you keep them on anyway. for example: a lawyer who always wears pink bunny ears to court, but also always manages to win cases despite this obvious quirk.

anyway that is tango to me. he is a cartoon character and an absurd guy who makes, uh, lets call it questionably yonic corners. however he is so absurdly competent at his redstoning and contraptions that it outweighs any downside the ridiculousness would entail. sure, if you have tango help you on your project he's going to die repeatedly with comedic pianos falling on his head and exploding totems or whatever, and make cartoon noises the whole time. he'll just ALSO be able to set up that dynamic chunk loading for you so really, you have no choice here,

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every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).

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day 1 secret life doodles !!

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my favourite physical disability hermit hcs because projection is sexy

•Grian gets chronic pain in his legs and feet. It leads to him flying around a lot and hovering rather than standing around: it gives him some nice rest.

•Keralis has sight issues. He's not blind by any means, but his vision is cloudy and faded out.

•Doc has arthritis in his real hand but instead of just dealing with it, he invented a high-tech version of finger splints with things like a communicator or a map built in as holograms.

•Bdubs has leg and lower back pain. He has a heated blanket waiting in his bed every night for him, and sometimes has a heat pack strapped to his back under his shirt. (The strap-on heat pack is from Pearl.)

•Cleo is a zombie, so sometimes her limbs fall off and she just... goes on without them until she needs them again. Joe has to make a finger delivery to her at least once a month because he finds them lying around.

•Tango has to steam his face every two weeks because his redstone eyes make it difficult to see.

•Iskall only has one eye, so they have no depth perception. Stress thinks it's a little funny to throw things to them instead of passing them.

•Etho has a throat condition where talking is sometimes difficult. He's also immunocompromised, but he had the mask long before he knew that.

•Scar uses mobility aids. He switches between his wheelchair, cane, or leg braces, depending on his vibe that day.

•Impulse uses knee supports. Similar to Scar, he has different colours for different occasions. Cyberpunk, summer, sciencey...

•Zedaph has hearing aids.

•Xisuma uses a cannula under his mask.

please share your disability hermit/traffic headcanons..... i crave them........

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Etho you strange creature, sometimes I want to psychoanalyze you

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WOOHOOO!!! Have FUN ETHO!!!!!