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Today I saw a pic of a baby cowbird next 2 its nest "parent" and it was so much bigger!!!!! Which is the sort of thing that gets normal people upset about the injustice of nest parasitism but makes *me* worry if baby cowbirds get bird dysmorphia

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morning yall, time to push the boulder!!

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

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strangling you lovingly btw i love this

So I've recently gotten into LMK, watched as much as I could bc I don't have a peacock subscription, and I've been wondering, since pigsy, tang and sandy are technically reincarnations of their jttw counterparts, would they get chronic pain in the fatal blows that their jttw counterparts experienced before death?? Now, saying this again that I HAVEN'T been able to watch all of the series so I don't know everything, like if the jttw crew even got killed or died of old age, I can see tang sangang(not spelled right I know it) dying of old age but not Sha Wujing or Zhu Bajie, idk, someone who's seen more of the show fact check me please🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

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hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

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don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

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Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

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Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.

So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.

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You! Have been visited by the gnome of executive function! Reblog to send them along to make sure they visit the next person in need!

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I found you from tiktok and good god your theme is so pretty I'm gonna give you merch of whatever show/game of whoever the person in your pfp is from.

MAY GOOD LUCK BE APON THEE.

thank you!! the show is what sparked the special interest, and uh.... i think im covered, lol😭

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he came with me to my nexplanon procedure

we take stuffed animals very seriously in this house