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it's 8 o'clock, you know what that means!!!
it's listen to Your Love (Déjà Vu) by Glass Animals and contemplate eretlout time!!!
#eef rambles#its the vibes of. incredibly toxic relationship that one person clings too harder than the other#and the cannibalism mention at the very end#“I can feel your love#your temporary touch“#like are you KIDDING ME???#sickening. need to write a songfic for it NEOW
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I am not enjoying this brush man
#had to reblog this again.#im Going To lick the sweat off his face#what who said that#actually no nevermind i mean it w my full chest
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genuinely GENUINELY I love hearing people talk about their niche interests it’s sooooo funnnn
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oh hell yeah
SNOTLOUT AS A DRAG
IS CARLOTTA
#draglout draglout oi oi oi#i just think he'd be so pretty in those costumes#might have to draw her in one of those costumes when im done with my other queenlout au art
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HER NAME IS IVANNA RIDER !!!!
queenlout queenlout oi oi oi
#its a pun#on “i wanna ride her”#im so fucking smart#shout out my friend who suggested that rider be somewhere in the name#never wouldve gotten here without you bestie#queenlout au#eef rambles
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rewriting a chunk of vaquero snotlout fic because i forgot when instant coffee was invented and accidentally wrote a MASSIVE paragraph about him making instant coffee. will my readers notice? maybe not. will i know in my heart that its unrealistic and grow increasingly stressed every time i think about it? yes.
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Hc of Snotlout having learning disabilities
#i think hed have dyscalculia#mostly because i have dyscalculia and i love him#but also because i think he'd struggle a lot with numbers
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I know I talk about eretlout a lot, but that's mostly because I personally find it fun to smash them together like barbie dolls.
the relationship i actually care about most is snotlout and hookfang. They have such a deep bond that I don't think any of the other rider + dragon duos can compete with (and that includes hiccup and toothless)
#snotlout jorgenson#hookfang#httyd#eef rambles#okay so#i think hookfang is a psychiatric service animal#we see how snotlout spirals without hookfang#we see hookfang distract snotlout from his delusional episodes (not lout)#we see those two constantly together in some way#like. idk i just think that hookfang is snotlout's service animal. they need each other.
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Snotlout has the prettiest big eyes from any character I like
#He's on pocket size so I can carry him on my bag#<- prev#place him in my pocket like a bug#when i was 6 i would gather a bunch of bugs and then start reading to them#snotlout is bug coded in my heart and soul
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A weird attempt to take a selfie,I guess

Dear god their faces are so precious 💕
Eret's smile is everything to me yall
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queenlout queenlout oi oi oi
#eef doodles#I've been sucked back into this au... been watching dragula and im unwell#i need to figure out her name#she is so beautiful to me#au where snotlout works through his toxic masculinity#queenlout au
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HIS FEET ARE EXTRA TINY AJAJJAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAHAHAHAHAH
#you know what they say about foot size-#<- prev#say it w your full chest bestie i wanna hear the full thought
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I am not enjoying this brush man
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For the drawing ideas. Hookfang feels like he would occasionally get his head stuck in a barrel or a bucket the same way cats sometimes get their heads stuck in jars trying to see what's inside them :)
HE ABSOLUTELY WOULD omg. what's it like to have such beautiful brain
(while I was drawing this my cat got his ass stuck in a plastic bag, life imitates art)
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bashing snotlout with a fucking hammer until he fits into an au of my favorite movies
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