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This is how any corporation functions. First, increasing profits is done by attracting more customers. Then, once they have all the customers they're going to get, increasing profits is done by increasing prices or cutting costs.

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What nightmares are made of….

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subway really shot themselves in the foot (pun intended) by playing so hard on the five dollar footlong thing now im seeing ads for a temporary promotion for $6.99 footlongs and like. nobody is going to think of that as a deal. im not paying more than five dollars for a subway footlong Ever and i know i cant get a footlong anywhere else for five dollars either but thats not the point bc nobody else built their entire brand around selling me a mediocre product for exactly five dollars. except little caesars of course but their pizza has gotten at least twice as good since i was in high school so the price bump is very acceptable to me.

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having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.

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It’s not lost on me that Bernie Sanders is the only mainstream politician touring the country rn listening to Americans’ concerns, giving them hope that a better world is still possible. Not campaigning for President, not an election year, just inspiring swing town voters to use their power to incite change in their communities.

Bernie is 83yo, doing the work that every single Democrat could be doing simply in their own district. He’s packing overflow rooms by the thousands in suburban and rural towns, not “democratic strongholds”. It is possible to get through the next four years but the status quo Dems aren’t going to make that happen.

Imagine what a true progressive party could do for the US. Leftist policy is popular and wins elections. Bernie and others have told us this for decades. If you tuned out his message before, I have to wonder what side you’re truly on. Because his shtick has not wavered with everyday Americans.

Not me, us.

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this guy really always had something to say about almost everything and nearly all of it is still completely relevant almost 200 years later. fascinating stuff.

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I befriended a crow. I'd put scraps of food out on the balcony and watch it eat.

After a while it started to bring gifts in return. Bottle caps, disposable lighters, that sort of thing, left on the table.

I accepted them.

But this morning it was waiting for me, holding a diamond ring.

Should I?

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No surprise there

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Gee, and why would people want to do that? Did you do something that pissed off that many people or something?

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Found that over at mastodon