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CRK shippers these past few updates be like:

I'll talk about Hollyberry's avoidance and alcoholism later. The update made me emotional, so let me have this to cope rn
Update: By popular demand, I have added "Hot stuff" and Shadow Mik X Eternal Sugar
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release the baby
i drew this in celebration of reaching 1k notes on this post
thank you, by the way
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The real reason GC had to spend decades in the matrix is because if she hadn't she'd have clocked affogato's fake ass in 2 seconds flat.
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today i opened my game after the update. got to grinding on the beast yeast episodes. naturally, i put bsc and smc on my team because well... they're strong. and then i realized
they added new battle interactions
AND THEYRE GAY
THIS IS THE DIALOGUE I SHIT YOU NOT
they fed the spicydrama shippers how nice
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I have just discovered that baby cookies are tiny blobs of unbaked dough and it feels like a crime that people are not talking about it nearly enough

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I found this rotting in my files, and I don't really remember the context , but I felt like it needed to be shared with the world.
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Dark Cacao did not have the same good time as Pure Vanilla
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