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JESUS CHRIST AHHH





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holt either does hella for kevin on valentines day or nothing at all theres no inbetween
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>> RAY IS THE BIG RADIATOR
ILY.....
kevin definitely presses his cold feet and hands against raymond as he sleeps.
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You know how Holt does that thing where he signs and addresses all his texts? What if he does the same thing when texting Kevin (obviously) but he changes it to be more romantic? Like he says “Dear Jake…” and “Sincerely” but to Kevin he writes “Dearest Kevin” or “My love”
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Can Debbie PLEASE interact with Kevin. PLEASE. I’m literally begging
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My favorite thing about Cheddar the dog is that either Holt or Kevin named him Cheddar and I honestly don’t know which option is funnier.
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Broke: Holt called Cheddar Kevin's dog because he doesn't consider Cheddar his dog
Bespoke: Holt called Cheddar Kevin's dog because he's doing that thing parents do where if a child misbehaves that child suddenly belongs to the other parent
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...y E p
Kevin Cozner is a bratty bottom. You can’t change my mind.
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my theory:
charles and rosa are working on some wedding-related case
it gets bad enough that holt has to come in at some point
it ends with the wedding getting cancelled (maybe everyone involved gets arrested? who knows) BUT everything’s still set up for a party!!
Charles: “why would we waste all this cake??”
Jake: “Captain, you and Kevin deserve a real wedding ceremony!” * insert some dad joke here * (plus, he secretly wants cake)
cue vow-renewals
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Sudden headcanon that Holt brought Kevin to a museum date and impressed Kevin with is knowledge of the stuff in the museum and Kevin went “Oh boy” with the same voice Amy has when she says “Oh mama” during the barrels museums date.
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Jake: You know I can't have sex in cars Ames.
Amy: I know I know because of your dad thing.
Gina: You've NEVER had sex in a car Jake?
Rosa: What? Oh, but you've had sex on top of a car, right?
Jake: No! Stop talking about it! Lots of people haven't had sex in cars. Charles, back me up.
Charles: -high pitched- yeaaaaah!
Jake: Even you Charles!?
Holt: Alright everyone, this is not appropriate in the workplace.
Jake: Yeah guys knock it off!
Holt:...but really Peralta, NEVER?
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Growing Pains
Martin had known that his brother was different since they were young. He was temperamental and tidy, would storm in and out the house leaving nothing in his path but rigorous neatness. The smell of disinfectant.
They weren’t very close.
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last day of fanexpo!! catch me and the squad at A128 ✨
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I hAVENT BEEN ACTIVE BUT IM CRYING OH
What do you think would happen if Kevin & Holt got invited to one of Kevin’s homophobic family reunions?
I think they wouldn’t go v_vBut Kevin would rant about how much he hates them and the very THOUGHT that they’d attend!!! It’s madness Raymond. What does she think will happen? Oh I bet Aunt Lucinda will LOVE that. I can see her now, gossiping about my absence over SWEET TEA. Sickeningly sweet.
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