26, she/her, procrastinator, YouTube addict. Anthro student. Currently failing in my attempt to be an adult. I usually choose the internet over sleep. Basically I'm a mess. Watch me struggle to use this website; it might be entertaining. Background by wavegrower. Check out his gifs, they're amazing! :)
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Sometimes archaeology is fun, and sometimes you fall while having a panic attack climbing up a hill to a site and get so many stinging nettles in your palm your entire hand swells up.
Really could go either way…
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Caption: [ (multiple people talking at once) Someone says “Oh my god, love is love!” Two other people chime in, saying “Happy Pride Month!” and “Oh my god!”. All together they say “Happy Pride Month!”. When the billboard changes to show a chick-fil-a ad, they all start screaming.]
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those posts always go around that are like “if you’re on Tumblr and you’re over 25 blah blah blah” but honestly if you’re on Tumblr and you’re under 25, I don’t know how the fuck you found this place. like I came here when it was actually kind of cool and then just never left because all my stuff was here. what’s your excuse
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The stages of hunger while nd are
Hm I'm hungry
Forgets about it
Everything Is Bad. I'm gonna attack someone. Shut up. Die
Hm I'm hungry
[Eats something] oh shit I'm cured
Multiple times every day
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being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot
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Fuck the TSA for many reasons but specifically, right now, for the rule that electronic devices “larger than a cell phone” need to be removed from carryons during screening.
Which cell phone?! My phone? A flip phone?? An iPhone Pro Max???
Can I just get a goddamn measurement instead of a relative comparison please???
All I want to do is make sure anything I have to remove can be grabbed without holding up the line and looking like an asshole. Please. Please. It doesn’t need to be difficult 😭😭😭
#mine#text#tsa#there’s so many ‘guidelines’ and none of them make sense#I have social anxiety and generalized anxiety and all this uncertainty is setting of both of them
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people are absolutely EVIL about the boundaries of “picky eaters”. no, they do not have to try it. yes, they can know they don’t like it without having eaten it before. no, they probably have not suddenly grown a taste for the food they’ve said they hate. no, they probably are not going to like it in the Special Way This One Place Cooks It. yes, you are being a bad friend if you try to “trick” them into eating it anyway
#so much of this#I get so much sensory overload from foods I don’t like#I’m not declining food to be a bitch or because I’m culturally insensitive or because I’m on stupid fucking diet#I am doing it to not have a meltdown#I am doing it becaus I already know how I will react and you will like that even less than you like me saying no#people need to stop taking other people’s food choices and preferences personally#I will seriously never understand why anyone that isn’t me cares what foods I like#It doesn’t affect you so just let it go!!!#People trying to force me to eat food I don’t want has been so consistent in my life that just thinking about it makes me anxious#and there was no goddamn reason for it whatsoever
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denying yourself enjoyment of things because you don't want to be 'cringe' is the most cringe thing you can do actually. like what are you, catholic?
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Having zero emotional object permanence is so funny your therapist asks how your week was and you’re just like “girl I have no idea”
#‘I think things are really going okay’#then remembering 3 hours after the appointment the number of times I lost my shit last week#and realizing that was a total lie but like on accident#whoops 🙃
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they should invent a digestive system that works
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who’s ready to have an absolutely insane girl summer . a fucking batshit girl summer. an off putting and creepy girl summer.
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elevatedaccess.org
“for those who don’t know elevated access is a group of pilots that are volunteering their time, skill, aircraft, and resources to provide transportation for reproductive healthcare and gender confirming care.”
#unfortunately it seems this is only going to become more important and necessary#reproductive rights#gender affirming healthcare#abortion is healthcare#unrelated but I love that you can tell by parts of his speech pattern that this man is a pilot lol#his in-flight announcement voice just pops in sometimes
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We live in a society in which everything is sexualized, and yet heterosexuality is somehow decoupled from the sex part of it.
Being straight is so ubiquitous, it’s somehow not thought of as a sexual thing most of the time. I think it has something to do with conflating sex and love, which is a whole other barrel of monkeys. But I think this explains so many homophobes and exclusionists’ views:
That simply being gay is seen as being openly sexual, even when the person in question is just kissing or holding hands with their partner, or even just mentioning their orientation
That an asexual person mentioning that they are asexual is “dragging people into their sex life”
Meanwhile, a straight person mentioning that they are straight, talking about their partner, and being openly affectionate in public with them is not seen as being unnecessarily sexual or corrupting the children because that’s just love
Related, that assigning children as heterosexual and joking about it is normal (onesies with “ladies man” and such on them)
#was just talking about that last part with a friend recently#‘we’re trying for a baby’ congrats on telling everyone you’re taking creampies I guess??#that’s *inherently* sexual but because it’s straight it’s fine 🙄
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