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ahhhh finally the weekend is beautiful and wide open ahead of me. surely this will be the weekend I finally get my whole life in order and do the twenty-seven things I've been putting off and fix my sleep schedule and make memories with friends and discover my purpose in this world. surely
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saw this absolute king at the Paris Miku Expo
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olympic gold in hitting christian babies with a bat
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the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable
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i like when things are described as "dead in the water." like not only was this project a failure, it's also soaking wet.
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Customer started yelling at me because I was 1 minute late to open the shop so I banned him from shopping with us and locked the door on him. Play stupid games.
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thank you osha thank you shift limits thank you mandatory breaks thank you overtime pay thank you labour laws thank you workers rights thank you unions thank you protesters thank you advocates thank you workers!!!!!!!
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this show is so fucking funny
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SEVERANCE 2.10 | Cold Harbor
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don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control
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lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna
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Cillian Murphy as Robert Fischer INCEPTION (2010) dir. Christopher Nolan
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what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.
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"likes mean nothing on tumblr" you're sending me a little heart. that's not nothing it's your heart. look here's one for you <3
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