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killer chat! expanded vs. killer chat! original

in case you wanted to know what's new ❤️

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You guys don’t know how baaadddd I NNEEEDDDD prisoner mark like UUGGHHHH I loovveee hiiimmmmmm

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I finally got internet for my new apartment so time to share the lovely emojis that i have been OBSESSED WITH. enjoy the fruits of my labors. i spent all goddamn day getting my internet set up just for this.

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Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

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I love perciver and I hate that Penny stole him in the books 😫

No offense, anon, but I don't accept any Penelope-hate on this blog.

Penelope is a queen. 👑

She was one of the first people who recognized how awesome Percy was; she was an intelligent Ravenclaw and a prefect; she was wise enough to listen to Hermione during CoS and use mirrors to look around corners; she wrote letters back and forth to Percy all summer long; she made out with Percy in empty classrooms throughout the year; she agreed to keep their relationship a secret because Percy didn't want his family to know yet (I highly doubt that was her idea); she was clearly supportive of Percy's accomplishments because he was excited to show her his Head Boy badge; she was the only person to listen to Percy when he ranted about the changes he would make to Magical Law Enforcement; she made a bet with Percy over a Quidditch match; and she probably had to deal with the twins annoying her while she dated their brother (in the movie, it shows that the twins had a product at their joke shop called "Penelope's Purple Pussy Cats").

I prefer Percy with Oliver too, but that doesn't mean there's anything wrong with Penny or that she stole him. Most of the female characters already get enough hate by the fandom (and JKR herself), so let's not add to it, okay?

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Jingliu

"Whoever wishes to learn my swordplay, I will teach them."

One of the legendary heroes making up the High-Cloud Quintet, and bestowed with the title "Transcendent Flash."

Having ascended beyond mortal concepts of victory, she chose to walk a different path to obtain the power capable of slaying gods.

Thereafter, one Sword Champion of the Luofu was removed from the Xianzhou's records, and one traitor erased from the annuals was added.

English Voice: AmaLee

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FEMALE REQDER WRITERS, PLEASE STOP PUTTING MALE READER IN YOUR TAGS! ITS NOT CUTE NOR FUNNY!

“w-well there’s so many male readers!”

DUDE NO THE FUCK THERE ISNT?! THERE IS SO MANY FEMALE READERS, ITS NORMALIZED TO MAKE THE READER FEMALE TO POINT JUST PUTTING ‘X reader’ AUTOMATICALLY MAKES IT FEMALE READER COMPARED TO PUTTING GN! READER.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk, have a wonderful day my dudes, dudettes, and dudeinis!

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I'm feeling the vibe of poetic rizz

Do I got Rizz? If so what kind of rizz??

@cupids-chamber @lolita-spam @iameliseposts @grandpapicaca @knivy-is-online @iidias @kalims

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Houseki no Kuni, Chapter 97

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Ugh daddy Santa 😫😫

Yandere Santa Claus Headcanon

Santa Claus is a stalker type yandere.

He would love you for sure if you are always kind, helpful and bake good gingerbread.

The elves will watch you 24/7.

They will tell him your every move.

You will soon find that you receive a lot of mysterious gifts.

Usually they are Coca-Cola bottles.

(Funny fact: Santa Claus was first seen in his red-and-white outfit in an Coca Cola ad.)

Santa would be pretty careful.

He is a truly recognizable character.

He also doesn't want anyone to recognize him.

It really wouldn’t suit his reputation.

For now, he'll just remain your "secret admirer."

Don’t be surprised why all the “competitors” are starting to get coal into their homes.

They really do appear to everywhere.

Santa also adds their names to the naughty list.

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What is wrong with Male TWST OCs?

No, seriously, what’s wrong? Just tell me why?

This is like the second time this week I’ve seen this take.

Why are there some people that say Male TWST OCs outshined the female one? Why are they saying the fandom lacks of Female OCs? Why do they claimed that Male TWST OCs are just copy of the already existed female ones?

I’m not saying this to hate Female TWST OCs, but I’m saying that this is not fair, isn’t it?

You guys say that “fandom is supposed to be a place to have fun”, and yet TWST Fandom has drama for like every Tuesday.

Male TWST OCs creators put the same effort as the Female TWST OCs creators. Similarities are unavoidable, if you find then it might be a coincidence. Even canon has similarities, just look at Ruggie and Jamil’s unique magic.

Why does it feel like Male TWST OCs, and Gender Neutral for that point, basically Non-Female, gets pushed away and blamed? Are we really going to have another discourse over this?

Oh, and when Non-Female TWST OCs Creators just want to defend for themselves, you’re calling them “hating Female OCs”. What is this bullshit? 

You guys didn’t glance twice when your Female OCs are in an all-boys school, and yet when Male OCs are just vibing with the cast we’re in the wrong? I can list many fics where it’s a “female(s) in Night Raven College” and yet I can only list two (that’s not mine) where it’s a “male(s) in Night Raven College”. And you still dare to claim Male TWST OCs is taking up space?

Think of all the writing blog where they accepts requests for Female Reader compare to the Male and Gender neutral Reader. You still think Male and Gender Neutral are more popular? And even if it’s a Gender Neutral Reader, you can still feel it’s targeted toward female demographic?

Think of all the pretty arts. How many of them that you see it’s Female OCs/Canon Character? How many of them are Male OCs/Canon Character? I don’t know about your blogs, but every time I went to the “twst oc” tags, it’s filled with Female OCs. Are we sure we’re looking at the same fandom?

“Every OCs is valid” this, “Every Yuu gender is valid” that. And yet, here we are, hating OCs who are not Cis Female.

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Facts

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WHAT

TWST at Your Funeral

This is not serious whatsoever. It's based on the TikTok trend.

Riddle

"I regret that our last words were me beheading you..." Riddle said. "Now that we have time together, I might as well remove that collar from your neck."

Trey

"You look so peaceful," Trey said looking into your casket sadly. "You would never guess that you were going gray from stress at the ripe old age of 16."

Trey touched your face, then moved his hand to your lips.

"Now to make sure you've been keeping up on the dental plan I told you about."

Cater

"Hey bestie!" Cater said casually. "You thought you could die without me??? Anyway, what kind of crap were you running? You've got the most terrifying student here acting like you widowed him, like give me some of that energy! Anyway, the lighting is impeccable here, so I hope you don't mind if I take a few selfies. I'll make sure to tag you."

"#goodlighting #tildeathdouspart #Y/n'sfuneral #RIPY/n"

Ace

"Hey," Ace said, sitting on the edge of your casket. "I can't believe your dead. even more I can't believe the overblots didn't kill you. It's like how the guy who survived a fall from Viagra Falls died when he slipped on an orange peel. I just can't believe you got crushed by a cauldron. Who would've done that?"

Deuce

"I'M SO SORRY!!!" Deuce whispered-yelled. "I didn't mean to kill you! I just wanted you to help me with my notes, and you seemed distracted so it was a kneejerk reaction! Please don't tell my mom... or Riddle."

Leona

"Tch, Herbivore," Leona said. "Can't believe you couldn't body a cauldron like I could. I'm so tired... Wait, is that Egyptian cotton? Did Kalim pay for this, because I know you couldn't. It's really comfy. You won't mind if I just hop in there with you right?"

Ruggie

"You're welcome for removing Leona from you," Ruggie said. "Also, are you going to need that watch? Because it would look great in my hand as I exchange it for cash. Well, since nobodies looking..."

Jack

"I can't believe Deuce killed you..." Jack said, gazing at your dead face. "And more importantly, I can't believe that no one has figured that out apart from me. Not only were you killed by a cauldron, but Deuce is not good at covering his tracks. I can practically smell the guilt on him."

Azul

"A lovely service Y/n," said Azul. "But, you have yet to complete your terms of our agreed upon contract, so unfortunately, I'm going to have to seize your casket."

He snapped his fingers and Jade and Floyd came out and dumped your out of the casket, before leaving your body sprawled out on the floor.

Jade

"Since you aren't using your body currently," Jade kneeled down to get closer to your now casket less corpse. "I'm wondering if you would like to reuse your body as a fertilizer for some nice poisonous mushrooms I've been trying to cultivate? It'd be a great way to recycle your body."

Floyd

"Nee~ Shrimpy~" Floyd said, downhearted. "Why didn't you let me kill you? I would've squeezed you so nice..."

Floyd squeezed your corpse, breaking most of your dead bones.

Kalim

"Ah!" Kalim exclaimed. "You don't have a coffin? JAMIL!!!"

Jamil sighed. "Yes?"

"Get a solid gold coffin for Y/n, we need to make sure they actually have a coffin."

Jamil went off to find a gold coffin.

"Now that I think about it, didn't they have a casket at the beginning of this service? Well, at least no one will steal the new coffin they're getting."

Azul is screaming, crying, and throwing up in the background since he missed his chance to scam you out of a solid gold coffin.

Jamil

Jamil glared down at you in your new solid gold coffin.

"God, I wish that were me," he muttered. "It's hard to see someone else living your dream."

Vil

"Oh honey..." Vil said. "They really did not want you to look nice did they?"

Vil snaps his fingers, and ever dutiful, Rook pops out of your casket with the make-up bag Vil gave you in hand.

"Yes, Roi de Poison?"

"Help me with their makeup," Vil said. "I'm looking forward to them actually staying still while I work. Thankfully, the cauldron didn't mess up their face."

Rook

"Ah, trickster," Rook started, taking out a piece of paper. The paper unfolded and unfolded itself all the way out the door.

"The beauty of your death is comparable to the death of Ophelia, even if we cannot see the back of your head because it has caved in. Your lifeless eyes bring a sense of grim gloom that someone like yourself is not present, your skin..."

He continued talking until he was dragged away.

Epel

"I can make you a nicer coffin if you want," Epel said. "If I do that for you, you will have to hide me the next time Vil tries to get me to wipe my ass, which manly men don't do. He won't go near an obviously rotting corpse, so I think it'd work out."

Idia

"Hey," a tablet came up to your casket. "I deleted your search history and deleted your fanfiction accounts, both the ones where you wrote fanfictions and the ones you used to read fanfiction. I almost had Ortho do it, but I'm glad I didn't. You read some messed up stuff. I would say have fun in heaven or wherever, but you are definitely going right to hell. I will see you there though, since you do have good taste."

Ortho

"Hello," Ortho said. "I wanted to thank you for making an event that Idia would feel obligated to go too. He ended up just sending his tablet, and he also sent me away for five hours yesterday, but neither are your fault I'm sure."

Malleus

Malleus shows up in full fae mourning wear. He ignores everyone else and heads straight to your coffin.

"Hello Child of Man," he said. "Worry not, I have been researching the forbidden art of necromancy to bring you back. I know you are going to die before me, but this was too soon. If you are concerned about being me talking about such an illegal act, you don't have to. For some reason everyone has moved far away from your coffin once I got here."

Lilia

"So, do you have any kids that are conveniently parentless?" Lilia asked. "I know you don't have any kids, but I say that to every corpse I come across so I figured I might as well say it to you! Silver said it wasn't a coincidence that the last meal that you had was my cooking but my food couldn't have made you unable to survive something you normally would've, no."

Silver

"Everyone's been missing you, even if they don't want to admit it," Silver said. "I've never seen Lord Malleus so sad, and Sebek-"

Silver's unconscious body fell into your coffin. Lilia had to drag him out and away so he wouldn't be buried alive with you.

Sebek

"I knew you were a weak human," Sebek said. "But I didn't think you were that weak. Had my young master been attacked with a cauldron, first I would protect him from it naturally, but if I wasn't able to I would jump off a bridge in shame. Regardless, the cauldron would only be able to graze his magnificent and regal horns before it was disintegrated by the mere might of his presence."

Crowley

"Hey," Crowley whispered. "I need you to clean the cafeteria later today. I won't force you to do it now, because I am so kind, but I do need that done today."

"Also, I have paid for half of your funeral, as I am so kind. What isn't kind is you leaving me to take care of the wonderful students that populate this school. Anyway, I'm going to turn the blind eye to Malleus resurrecting you because A, I like my head being attached to my neck, and B, I'm not dealing with the selfish brats you call friends alone."

Crewel

"Just letting you know," Crewel said, hitting your corpse with his riding crop. "You have an assignment due this Friday at 4pm, and I don't accept late work."

"Also your funeral outfit is trash."

Vargas

"You know..." he said leaning over your casket. "This wouldn't have happened if you didn't walk the last lap in the mile."

"You wouldn't have gotten hit by that cauldron if you just raw dogged eggs all day every day like me."

Trein

"The event of your death is awfully similar to the death of Magicman McFuck in the assigned reading," Said Trein, moving Lucius off of your chest. "This could've been avoided had you actually read the homework."

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Octavinelle tends to be written together as a Yandere trio (which I love), but imagine how awkward it would be if it was just one of them. Like “Hi Azul, hi Floyd” “Hi person Jade keeps locked up in his room”

Those three in a poly yandere relationship is 🤌❤ but sometimes, the concept of yanderes can be very stupid and funny, and I fucking love it because of that. Octavinelle especially gets a pass, seeing how little morals they can have sometimes. Probably, the only one who actually gives the creeps to others is Floyd.

TW: blood, comical yandere, my worst sketches till this day

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Am I wrong

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Not some of the female Obey Me! fans getting pissed off at the male Obey Me! fans cause they’re male. 🤨

Erm, isn’t MC gender neutral in the game? There is no she/her, it’s they/them. Just because MC is a pink sheep does not mean that they can only be female. If the game wanted female fans only, they would have made the MC she/her.

That’s why so many people are in love with this game, because it is gender neutral. So many dating sims and otome games have the standard “young woman with brown hair, white pale fair skin, and brown eyes” as their MC. They immediately label their MC so much to where it can be hard for certain ones to relate to it. Obey Me! is their haven of peace. Males, Non-binary, and or Trans peoples don’t have to worry about not being accepted or not because every aspect of the game is built around YOU — the MC, not the characters or what the devs want. You can’t say it’s a girl’s game because it isn’t and wasn’t made to be that way.

And even if MC was identified as a female in the game, males have a right to play the game still… I mean it’s free and it’s not like they can’t just replace the pronouns with their own when they read the dialogue. The males of Obey Me! are just as into it as y’all, instead of detesting them, love and accept them as fellow fans.

Ladies, stop trying to take everything away from the guys, learn how to share. 🙄✋