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we share a warriors bond (we were both in the same fandom at the same time and now neither of us are in that fandom anymore but we’re still beloved mutuals)

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The way you people talk about Hozier like he’s a reclusive bog witch did NOT prepare me for the fact that this man is on Top 40 radio. Bitch, that is about as far from the bog as you can get! Are you people insane? Come with me, into the swamp, I’ll find you some real bog witch shit, leave the pop star behind

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> read library book

> it's good

Thank you library

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my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

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MY GOOD FRIEND JONATHAN HARKER HAS SENT ME AN EMAIL!

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Everyone is talking about the queer impact of I Kissed a Girl but I want to tell you all about one time my father and I went to see Jill Sobule. It was maybe five years ago and, like most of the shows we go to, it was in a church (folky acts from the 90’s always play in churches). Afterwards, my dad was like come on, I’ll get you a CD (which okay I have my own money and I was in my late 20’s but that’s fine) and when we went to get it signed, he so completely devolved into a fangirl that he forgot it was for me and accidentally got it signed for himself. I didn’t even say anything, it was so funny. My father is the most curmudgeonly northern New England emotionally unavailable man you can imagine. And he went to absolute pieces for Jill Sobule. And that’s what I’m gonna remember. With my CD that says “To Mitchell, Love Jill”

Also here’s the song that made me cry on the way home today (high school was hard for me):

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Happy May Day all. Solidarity and all that jazz.  For your brain, some history on May Day and how it came to be: 1. The Zinn Education Project:  May 4, 1886: Haymarket Tragedy

2. IWW Historical Archives:  The Brief Origins of May Day

3. NPR : What is May Day? For the most part, the opposite of capitalism

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The thing about tradesmen, see, is when they insult each other, it’s so quick and brutal that you just die immediately. Heard two guys talking about the color of eggshells today and one said “Actually, they come in green and blue too” and the other was like, “What are you, National Geographic?” Immediately demolished, I just fucking lost it.

Last year I was on a job and one kid came in with a mustache one day and we all just stood in a circle around him and fired off every zinger we could think of one after another until we saw the light leave his eyes. One dude just walked up and immediately was like “you look like a dad who isn’t allowed to see his kids.” They fucking shoot to kill

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My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly

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STAR TREK: VOYAGER (1995–2001)

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Happy April 25th

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if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

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“Hozier is a lesbian” “Hozier is a man written by a woman” “Hozier is like if a man was raised by lesbian mothers” “Hozier is like if a man was a woman” quick give me one reason why a man can’t be soft and gentle and poetic and in love without sounding like a terf or a misogynist

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Third year class DONE! I am SO TIRED!

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