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the wheel of life

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This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit

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I will probably also google this with "reddit" because that's the only way google is usable anymore, but does anyone know what the current good options for cloud storage are?

If I lose my work due to hardware failures or anything else, I might actually die myself to deadth.

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La Mode illustrée, no. 47, 22 novembre 1908, Paris. Manteau élégant. Ville de Paris / Bibliothèque Forney

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forgot to add this pic to that frottage post below 😐

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One of the stranger things about training brand new nurses is explaining how to min max small talk. It feels very weird to coach people on how to chat.

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Started a new vest project this week ! Test swatch + bottom section ⛪🌿

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paypig pov

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Howl truly is the man of all time. He’s a playboy. He’s a malewife. He fell in love with a ninety year old woman. He’s a rugby player. He smells like hyacinths. He’s not a natural blond. When dying his hair went slightly wrong, he filled his home with slime. He has a PhD. He’s a wizard. He found a way to another universe and he told absolutely nobody about it. He makes video games about the magical universe for his nephews. He can’t play the guitar. He always takes a guitar with him when he’s trying to seduce a woman. He’s a self-proclaimed coward. He got drunk to trick himself into doing something dangerous. He overcharges for his services to rich people. He undercharges for his services to poor people. A woman invaded his home and declared herself his cleaning lady and he just let her stay. He loves spiders. He lies about his surname to everyone, including royalty. The true spelling of his first name is Howell, but we don’t find out until halfway through the book because the POV character thinks it’s spelled Howl. He’s even Welsh.

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teasing

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this hit me like a truck

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70% of the socially acceptible hornyposting on this website is bottomposting. let's normalize posting about like. glazing a bunnyboy like a cake. filling him like a doughnut. i don't know why those are both food euphemisms but you get the idea. cum in his pussy tuesday or whatever