Hey I'm Sage | He/They | INTP | gemini | slytherin | uncrustable enthustast
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15 year olds on the internet when a 70 year old gay man calls himself femme
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Hate diet culture so much bitches will b like “don’t eat processed carbs they’re so bad for you” like and??? So what?? God did not give us grain and stone to grind it with for no reason. Bread is inevitable. Bread is food for the heart and the soul. U think I’m gonna give that up in pursuit of instagram fitness?? U think I’m gonna deny myself the simple pleasure of toast with jam so I can endlessly chase an ever-shifting standard of beauty that ultimately means nothing? In 20 years I will no longer be beautiful and in 60 my body will be vacant food for other, smaller creatures. But the taste of fresh bread? Of homemade donuts and still-warm pie? I will carry the taste on my tongue into whatever follows this life. So like. Stop telling me I should diet lmao. I’m not abt to martyr myself just to get a man to look at me.
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the time for games is over . disorders … activate
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trans men in history will quite literally be like “i only want to live as a man and be seen as a man, i refer to myself exclusively as a man, i have taken extreme pains to appear and sound male, i will go to great lengths to prevent sexual or romantic partners from seeing my body, if i am discovered having sex with other men at no point will i attempt to evade consequences by claiming to be a woman in disguise, i insist upon being treated as a man even in private by literally everyone who knows me, if i cannot get the people in my life to keep my secret i will physically pack up and go somewhere where nobody recognizes me so that i am unequivocally recognized only as male, i will literally fly into a violent rage and physically attack or threaten anyone who calls me a woman, i want my personal letters burned when i die, i want my body to be cremated/to be buried without any examination so no one will see it, and i want to be remembered as a man even in death,” and people will still be like, “this is clearly a lesbian!”
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bring back the habits that made you happy as a child. there’s no reason you should ever have to give up harmless things that bring you joy. you don’t have to age out of having fun. finger paint. write mediocre fanfiction and questionable poetry. put chocolate chips in your waffles. sing in the bath, and while working in the yard, and while washing your hands. hammer tunelessly on a piano. spin in circles until you fall down. climb a tree. just because you’re now in charge of your life doesn’t mean you’re expected to give up on the things that make life feel worth living
#I climb so many trees and walk barefoot and my friends YELL at me lmao#we go to playgrounds at night and play cherry bomb and stuff#I loooooooove spinning around and doodling#finger painting is so so so fun#I really miss working w clay :(
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might fuck around and start putting the comma in the year
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It is funny that Hitlers last moments of life were pure misery and terror before he blew his own brains out, it is funny that Luis Carrero Blanco was blown up by a bomb so powerful it sent his car flying over a 3 story building, it is funny that Ronald Reagan got shot and that his wound led to health complications that plagued him for the rest of his vile life, it is funny that Margaret Thatcher lived in constant fear of assassination by the IRA, it is funny that Mussolini ended life looking like a prized ham in the deli section, and it is funny that Trump might die from covid.
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did somethig for them… the elesbins… lebsia… lesniabns….. lebinas…girls
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