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i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks
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you are all going to hell for correlating bottoming with being timid
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whoever writes the nyt connections categories is experiencing joan of arc type visions & hallucinations
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you can't imagine how haunting this was to come across unprompted
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No more sex scenes in movies i only want to see 2 characters dry humping fully clothed ona couch and one of them has ed or is on ssris and the other one is a prejac
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"gambling addiction" is kind of like if people regularly opened pits with spikes at the bottom in public areas and made lots of money from people falling into the pit and so they started greasing the edges and putting these pits in every public space and lobbying to be allowed to install them in people's homes and when someone fell into the greased spike pit in their house they said "oh thats so tragic, they had an addiction to deadly spikes, we obviously support everyone having a safe and healthy responsible relationship with the greased spike pits we're building"
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I ushered a moth out of my room with nothing but my mind to guide it
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