Please assume the position.i'm so tired. homo mediocre
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exits wigan and the pey wet turns to ash in my mouth
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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.
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me re-scrolling thru older convos w/ my friends becuase i remember how much i enjoyed talking to them about the subject
#going back through old chats with luce#laughing because we had so many good bits and crying because i wasn't a good friend for such a long time#I've lost a lot of online friends over the past few decades but this is the first time i've really been wracked by regret#grief can turn you into a real selfish dick hey#'but what about MY feelings'
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I love men that are so hairy they can't even hide it like they have hairy ass forearms and it's creeping up their wrists and knuckles and poking out of the collar of their button up shirt... your slutty whore DNA is bursting at the seams. Whore.
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hey pjackk u got any dating advice for a lonely guy like me

Fuck No Bitch
--P. Jack's Hood Classics
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“im gonna put that old man in a situation” and then the old man is 35 and the situation is heterosexual marriage. get real and put werner herzog in a saw trap or stop wasting my time
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I CANNOT GET THIS VIDEO OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. HUNGRY HUNGRY PIZZA FOR ME. MY HUNGRY ASS WILL EAT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING!
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My longhouse is perfectly constructed. Every morning when I wake up in bed at the far end of my longhouse, I say my syllable. Then I spend all day sitting in bed. By sunset my syllable has traveled to the other end of my longhouse and back, and as it smacks me in the head, I fall asleep. My longhouse is perfectly constructed.
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