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If anyone asks me what my sign is, I'll just show them thisâ
and offer no other explanation
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I know Iâm a day late on this, but St. Patrickâs Day was yesterday, and one thing that always gets me is the folks around here who swear theyâre Irish. Like, my guyâyouâre from Paducah. Youâre American. Your great-great-great-grandparents fled a potato famine caused by English imperialism, and here you are, getting wasted on that one drink named after a tragedy, making an ass of yourself on a Monday night, all while spouting certain conservative viewsâthe same kind that wouldâve had your ancestors crushed under British rule. Iâm sure theyâd be thrilled to hear it.
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So while I was sick I
"Streamed"(đ´ââ ď¸)
Nosferatu
I liked it
It was good
It's basically Dracula tho like per story beat I can see why Bram Stoker's estate sued the original one
I won't get into too much but it was well acted and the atmosphere and everything about it was good
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Hello respiratory infection my old friend
Please leave
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thatâs it . nap time . *slams my coffin closed *
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mango crash landing
Mango is so scrungly
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