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Today's Seal Is: Yummy Backpack I Eat It Maybe

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โthis accessory is not supported by your deviceโ thatโs charger you stupid bitch shes your girlfriend
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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot
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seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome itโs like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs
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it's like the old saying goes, The customer is always wrong and it's legal to kill them
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Gay is a really funny minority because with other minorities it's like "first black president! first female nobel prize winner' or whatever but with gay people it's "first openly gay" because we all already know there's been a bunch of gay ones already. like nobody even disputes this. gay president? yeah pretty sure we've had gay presidents. gay, you know, king of england? what you think none of those motherfuckers have been fucking gay?
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i could find gay subtext in absolutely anything i could find gay subtext in the straightest thing ever created. im like those medieval scholars who insisted on finding christian interpretations of pagan ideas n text but. for gay ppl
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everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into
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Hot ppl on tumblr are so funny like you could be at the club getting mad pole or hole and youโre on here because something in your brain is broken
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