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How do you think Stan, Ford, Mabel and Dipper sing Christmas Carols? Imagine Mabel reunites the "Love Alpha Patrol", but this time Christmas themed.

Love Patrol Alpha: Holiday Edition!

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You know who LOVES Christmas? Like, loves it enough to rival even Mabel's love of Christmas? Fiddleford McGucket. And he absolutely plays Christmas songs on the banjo.

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Happy Halloween!

Dipper is telling ghost stories, or trying to, because no one seems the least bit scared.  The shack has acquired another window for the sake of ART and I hid a Bill in here somewhere. >:-}

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HRJSHFJSJF I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

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This is amazing, especially after so long!

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Chicken Run was legit one of my favorite movies as a kid! Which probably says a lot about me.

See, the problem is that Aardman Studios went “Let’s make an animated movie about chickens, but we’ll make it as a WWII POW story so that way it’s clear this isn’t just a kiddy movie,” but then everyone went “Ooh, talking chickens, what a cute kiddy movie to take my 4-8 year-old to in this, the year of Our Lord 2000,” and thus a generation was scarred.

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This is a man who wears a turtleneck and cardigan in July. He has no concept of seasonal clothes, so art of him shouldn't either.

it’s the wrong season for this but here, a warm ford

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But Stan's very favorite musical, possibly the only one he owns up to liking has to be The Greatest Showman. The entire story is basically that it's okay to be a conman as long as you are making people happy.

Ford likes it too because of the embrace what makes you you, even it it's weird theme. He sings This Is Me arguably more than is reasonable.

Angsty GF thought of the day

Phantom of the Opera: a story about someone young and precociously talented who gets lured into becoming the protégée of an older, manipulative being who claims to be an otherworldly friend, likes music and singing, has very distinctive frightening features that are usually hidden behind a façade and enjoys formal attire (not to mention has a dark sense of humor and enjoys sending people messages), but hides a bloodthirsty, murderous nature and has no qualms about killing others to get what he wants, or sometimes seemingly just for the fun of it, and who nearly murders the people the young talented person actually cares for.

Ford Pines: TRIGGERED.

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Sea Grunkles ❤️⚓️

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I propose he is left handed, but frequently forced to write with his right hand. I mean, look at his face in each shot. This is the 60s, maybe early 70s. He was absolutely taught to only write with his right hand, even if he was left handed.

No one told me that Ford was ambidextrous….

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Soos in high school headcanons

I’ve always wondered what Soos’s high school life was like, and since the world has not yet supplied me with any specific ideas, I have some headcanons!

* One day early freshman year, Soos decided to eat outside for lunch. After that he ate outside everyday rain or shine because he met a squirrel that ate out of the school dumpster. Soos befriended it and named it George.

* Soos told Stan about George the squirrel one day and how he was eating with George everyday. Stan said that was the saddest thing he’d ever heard. Soos disagreed, calling George a “good conversationalist”

* In the summers, when the school dumpster was empty because no one was there, Soos would pack and extra pb&j sandwich and walk to the high school during his lunch break at the Mystery Shack and give George the sandwich. Stan and Abuelita thought he was seeing a girl everyday, and were equally disappointed to find out he was feeding a squirrel

* After finding out Soos was walking into town to feed George the squirrel, Stan started driving Soos to the school everyday. Soos managed to convince Stan to feed George too on several occasions. Stan pretended to hate all of this

* Senior year George the squirrel became a mother, and since Soos hadn’t yet bought his truck he asked to borrow Stan’s car to buy “a bunch of little baby squirrel cradles” for George’s babies

* Soos petitioned to have the school take a field trip to the Mystery Shack. The school surprisingly had few objections to this. Stan however told the school no because the last thing he wanted was an army of teenagers at his house. Soos was heartbroken and Stan felt so bad he took Soos out for ice cream.

* Soos took every computer class his school offered. Everything from computer programming to graphic design

* Soos also took a business class so he could be more like Stan. He asked Stan to help him study for his final, and after looking through all Soos’s notes Stan told him the school was filing his head with lies. He then told Soos all the business tricks he’d learned over the years. Soos took his final with Stan’s tips in mind, and since none of Stan’s methods were legal, Soos failed his test miserably

* Soos got in trouble only once in high school. He was working in class and heard one of his classmates say that Stanford Pines was a horrible scam artist. Soos got up and punched the kid in the face and said “Mr. Pines is an excellent scam artist!” Soos got suspended, Abuelita was pissed and grounded him, and Stan gave him punching/ boxing advise and gave him an extra $5 on his next paycheck as a “loyalty bonus”

* Soos spent most of freshman year taking the bus after school to the Mystery Shack, but the bus route didn’t go all the way to the Shack, so everyday he walked part of the way. When Stan found out he started picking Soos up after school. He claimed it was because he needed Soos’s help at the Shack and that it was better if Soos got there sooner, but it was actually because he didn’t like that Soos was walking that far

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True, but also if someone thinks you are being creepy/weird just by being 20+ in fandom spaces, they need to remember that fandom is for everyone, even adults.

anyway if you’re 20+ and in a fandom, particularly a fandom for something meant for a younger audience, you need to be aware of what you’re posting and how you’re interacting with your followers, bc chances are many of them are teenagers. 

and additionally if anyone says you are being creepy/weird your response should be “how can i fix this” and not “fandom was made by adults sweetie, i can do no wrong” 

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I just realized something.

This is right after Ford has barged into the gift shop with a cycloptopus and impressed the kids with his monster hunting skillz.

(I completely subscribe to the theory that Ford staged that whole thing to have an excuse to see his family - he could have zapped that monster a hundred times on the way up if he hadn’t wanted to show himself. But this isn’t about that.)

The point is, Ford is no longer in this scene when Stan says this line. He has left the room and closed the vending machine door on himself, presumably going back to the basement.

But…

…Stan’s line shows up among Ford’s thoughts when Dipper puts the mind reading helmet on him a week or two later.

It seems to me Ford couldn’t bring himself to go back downstairs immediately, even after overdramatically telling Dipper that he has no place among other people. The only way he could have heard Stan’s line is if he stayed right behind the door to eavesdrop.

Ford knows (or is trying to convince himself) that he shouldn’t be with his family, but he wants to. Badly.

And the fact that Stan called him a dangerous know-it-all hurts him. It’s up there with the other big regrets of Ford’s life - being manipulated by Bill, hurting Fiddleford, losing the ability to trust.

He knows Stan is right. He is dangerous, and Stan has reason to shun him. And he’s pretty good at burning the bridges that could have made it less true. But it still hurts.

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Mabel forces Dipper and Pacifica to do a couple’s costume for Summerween when they start dating (they go as Hiccup and Astrid).

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Ford meeting Shity for the first time in 30 years...

Yeah, I went there.

I don’t think Ford would let Shifty loose after hearing about Dipper and Mabel’s encounter with him

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Forduary 2021 Week 2: Fluff/Angst There was someone else I needed to make amends to… my old partner, Fiddleford McGucket. … When I saw that he was living at the dump, it became clear how deeply I had hurt this man that I had once held so dear. … My feelings of guilt returned when the conversation turned to his self-induced memory loss, but F dismissed my attempts to apologize. Not only is this man’s mind superior to mine, but he has one of the biggest hearts I’ve ever seen.

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Salsa teacher: welcome to salsa school! Today, we will start with our dancing sessions.

Soos, holding a bag of chips in his hands: there has been a misunderstanding